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Contributor to @paletteswap.site and minireview.io. World's #4 Quiznos fan.

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Hey, I wrote this

Asking someone "where are you going to put that" when they're buying something at a thrift store is a kind of assault

05.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank god Leah could make Kevin laugh, otherwise she wouldn't have had a chance

28.02.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Editor Note: What did you mean by this sentence/phrase?

Me: ...So... GREAT question. That part survived from Draft One. Lemme me tell you about Draft One Kate. She writes like the rent's due in a burning house and she's gettin' paid by the word. So... to answer your question... I have NO idea.

26.02.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The sad Oompah Loompah.

The sad Oompah Loompah.

Happy Willy Wonka Experience Anniversary to all who are celebrating.

24.02.2026 10:04 πŸ‘ 6218 πŸ” 2209 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 148

Got to write about the latest game from @ghmofficial.bsky.social and Suda51. Check it out, bastards!

23.02.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Were you at all involved with Mr Crow?

19.02.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tiny Toast

18.02.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Strikey Sisters on Steam Say hello to a fantasy themed action arcade brick breaker! Featuring cute characters, silly humor, powerful magic, crazy bosses, and even local 2 player co-op mode!

Have you tried Strikey Sisters? Definitely one of my favorites for Breakanoid

store.steampowered.com/app/643880/S...

15.02.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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ChatsAmore.ai introduced a new pricing model for virtual dating, meeting increased demand for companionship as Valentine’s Day approaches.
paletteswap.site/dif...

13.02.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 164 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 11

Hey I wrote this!

It's a joke, but also, I've talked to people with this exact business model so

13.02.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A crossstitch recreation of "Homage to CΓ©zanne" by Maurice Denis

A crossstitch recreation of "Homage to CΓ©zanne" by Maurice Denis

Maurice Denis painting "Homage to CΓ©zanne" featuring a number of fancy men looking at a painting by Cezanne

Maurice Denis painting "Homage to CΓ©zanne" featuring a number of fancy men looking at a painting by Cezanne

Homage to "'Homage to CΓ©zanne' by Maurice Denis"

06.02.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of GOLF XL on short-trimmed grass.

A picture of GOLF XL on short-trimmed grass.

an image of the inside of the game showing that the notebook is 6x8" and included a two-player pencil die!

an image of the inside of the game showing that the notebook is 6x8" and included a two-player pencil die!

Paper Apps for Two?

It isn't a dream, it's GOLF XL.

Launching today. Makes a great Valentine's gift.

πŸŒοΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸŒοΈβ€β™€οΈ gladdendesign.com/products/pap...

04.02.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

The cross-stitch took about 6 hours, because I was doing it while having coffee and happily distracted.

The frame took about an hour of me trying to figure out how to make a miter joint with an x-acto knife, and then giving up and using a butt joint instead.

04.02.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A crossstitch recreation of Still life with Oranges by Paul Gauguin in a small black frame

A crossstitch recreation of Still life with Oranges by Paul Gauguin in a small black frame

The painting Still life with Oranges by Paul Gauguin

Several oranges in a white fruit bowl on a table, with an orange peel and a few more oranges nearby

The painting Still life with Oranges by Paul Gauguin Several oranges in a white fruit bowl on a table, with an orange peel and a few more oranges nearby

Still life with Oranges by Paul Gauguin

Made a tiny frame for it.

04.02.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dead Batteries by Kate Maupin: 9798217088232 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books A single mom and her neurodivergent son battle for survival and stability in a post-apocalyptic world, one that is arguably no less harsh to them then the pre-pandemic one, in this gripping, one-of-a-...

Really excited for this one to come out

www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/804957...

31.01.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My latest for Palette Swap!

30.01.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Stacher7 Stacher7. The yt-dlp GUI you've been looking for.

I've had a lot of luck using stacher, and it still seems to work as of this week

stacher.io

29.01.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A screen grab of the article that reads:

β€œThis department has a proud history of PokΓ©mon-inclusive policing,” explained Lieutenant Yoshida in a brief statement to the press. β€œWe were the first department to deputize woodland creatures and give them the authority to detain and use lethal force. We led the push to retire the recruitment ads featuring Jynx and Mr Mime. We’re taking this seriously. Detective Pikachu has been placed on leave, and we will be reviewing his cases, including any involving Dark or Fairy type.”

A screen grab of the article that reads: β€œThis department has a proud history of PokΓ©mon-inclusive policing,” explained Lieutenant Yoshida in a brief statement to the press. β€œWe were the first department to deputize woodland creatures and give them the authority to detain and use lethal force. We led the push to retire the recruitment ads featuring Jynx and Mr Mime. We’re taking this seriously. Detective Pikachu has been placed on leave, and we will be reviewing his cases, including any involving Dark or Fairy type.”

ACAB includes Detective Pikachu

28.01.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey I wrote this!

This is an important issue the regular corporate owned media refuses to touch

28.01.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The mobile version of RogueSlide is nearing completion! The game was always meant for a casual experience like this so I am excited.

Formatted for mobile but with tons of updates! More bosses, items, enemies β€” more everything!

If you’d be interested in beta testing shoot me a DM!

21.01.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not quite 40 yet but claiming Royal Scam before someone else does.

19.01.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

listen man, i don't know if this site has what it takes but svengoolie trends every saturday like clockwork and that just makes me happy.

18.01.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey I wrote this!

How do you know you're having fun if you don't have the data to prove it?

16.01.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Call your friends, call your family, invite them all over for a viewing party. This is the video of the year. Of every year.

16.01.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if i unplug from the Torment Nexus, *they* win

15.01.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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HUGE New Video! The Best Game Of Every Year (2000 - 2025) | Palette Swap Get more from Palette Swap on Patreon

www.patreon.com/posts/148234...

patrons your time is NOW. If you like many others this decade have found yourselves unable to read, we have a video transcription of our Game Of The Year Every Year article live exclusive for patrons, 24 hours early! Come get mad about our picks before anyone else!

14.01.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Hey, I wrote this!

How do I get myself a job inventing fake company and product names because I am wasting my talent at my current job?

10.01.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey I wrote this!

I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

08.01.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of a Password Requirements message on a website that reads:

Between 8 and 72 characters
Have at least 1 lowercase letter
Have at least 1 number

A picture of a Password Requirements message on a website that reads: Between 8 and 72 characters Have at least 1 lowercase letter Have at least 1 number

Looking for suggestions on 72-character long poems or song lyrics for my password. So far I'm leaning toward:

s0muchdependsuponaredwheelbarrowglazedwithrainwaterbesidethewhitechicken

07.01.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0