making me join a Teams meeting should be classified as a hate crime
making me join a Teams meeting should be classified as a hate crime
pfft this rapture could’ve been an email
yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift and that’s why i hope you kept the receipt
110% tax on all income over $200k
CEO of X stepping down the day after they reveal MechaHitler to the world is extremely funny
putting my guns back into the attic until next year
I miss owning cats so so much
daily affirmations
Be kind
Be loving
Be sweet
Brave is such a cute movie about motherhood and daughters
The world is awash with news about artificial intelligence tools, including those intended to help chemists. But are the tools useful, a threat, or even worth the attention? cen.acs.org/physical-che... #chemsky 🧪
when is bluesky coming out with an AI component
“Life is better when we leap together.” Kermit the Frog delivered a commencement speech at the University of Maryland on Thursday, the alma mater of his creator, Jim Henson. nyti.ms/4dwMuhQ
A Milanese weekend
Infographic on the smoke recipes used at the Papal Conclave. Historically, the conclave generated black smoke by burning tar or pitch with the ballots. Today, they use a mixture of potassium perchlorate, anthracene and sulfur. In the past, the conclave added wet straw to the burning ballots to generate white smoke. Today, they use a mixture of potassium chlorate, lactose and rosin (pine tree resin).
Eyes are on the Vatican this week for the selection of a new Pope 💭
Specific recipes are used for the black and white smoke released to indicate the result of conclave voting – here's a look at the chemicals involved: wp.me/p4aPLT-8St
#ChemSky 🧪
Beware a child who has learned a joke or a magic trick.
y'ever cry so much that you mix yourself a lil electrolyte beverage to replenish?
Happy Friyay
Not Bluesky asking us trust but verify
Getting FOMO from not being in a Hegseth group chat
Hoppy Easter 🐰
did you know that if you replace your morning coffee with hot lemon water you can deplete all the joy in your life.
vacay mode
what’s the difference between an omakase dinner and a tasting menu? 🤔
Happy #NationalSiblingsDay!
BONUS panel below! 👇
each new day is a win
my current health team comprises of three Gen X women, all named Sarah. this is how I will finally heal.
I miss having cats 💔