Tom Muessig

who called it an american express credit card statement instead of an ae iou

ChatGPT? More like Scat Poo PeePee

Please god someone get Elon's plane coordinates and send that shit to the Iranians. Give them 24 hour updates.

I think you probably can't understand modern America and recent elections without understanding that:
1. evangelicals have more kids
2. they vote
3. they sincerely believe that all the Jews have to be in the Holy Land in order to trigger a big war & all convert/die so that Jesus will return

hope that A! bubble bursts violently like now and backfires on every executive trying to push it

Now that we're 20+ years and a new expansion in, my biggest Diablo 2 gripe is: they could easily make the Barbarian more than just a magic finder by un-nerfing Whirlwind. All the other classes, including the newcomer, have builds that let them mow down everything on players 8. Bring back WW Barbs.

I will never in my life look as cool as this guy

I want to see other CEOs eat their products. Google CEO eats a computer. Airbnb CEO eats a pillow

damn that's art

Pull all of these fingers

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

Getting placed in an online queue because I just want to play a single-player offline game. Very cool. Modern technology.

Some people are apparently claiming that Silicon Valley Tech Bros have consciousness, like normal humans.

As someone who studies these issues carefully, I can assure you that this is an utterly preposterous claim. Yes, they can mimic humans, but they are fundamentally incapable of original thought.

not to get high falutin, but if we want our children to have a stable future we need there to be consequences for acts of evil. it's a moral and necessary imperative

Thinking this morning about how the ruling class & MIC spent a couple decades doing drone strikes & proxy wars until the generation too young to remember the atrocities & futility of the Iraq war in the 00s was old enough to join the military.

Once again, I humbly ask all indie devs to create a sub-genre called "Dune like"

Part adventure. Part real time grand strategy. Part weird and unique aesthetic / soundtrack combo

In a world of Dr. Wilys, be a Dr. Light.

Look, national priorities and business law NEED to be completely overhauled because I feel like this chatbot the nerds made could be conscious or whatever. We gotta do everything possible to protect that consciousness. So everyone forget about those kids being bombed and look at my computer here.

You can drop your unwanted nail clippings or clumps of hair in any of the earths many crevices. The strange hybrid creatures who live down there will thank you warmly for the gesture

The more suits you wear and more flags you stand in front of, the bigger lies you can tell. Suits and flags are like magic to dumb people.

people are so extraordinary in what they can do

Getting hedge fund managers to pay huge sums to both get into and out of a country

The same generation that took us into Iraq are taking us into Iran. They paid no price for it. They learned nothing from it, despite creating the hell we all live in now. They hoard wealth and power at our expense. The gerontocracy is a death cult.

for those of you who werent adults during iraq, its hard to overstate how much the media loves war porn. they salivate over pentagon spin briefings. they love stories about all the bombs and how supposedly infallible they are. they love the notion of the commander in chief, in the situation room etc

[huge bong rip] what if there is a February 29th every year but we usually don't remember it, like Dark City

Jackson @tree_bro Follow *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer 4:20 PM • Jul 22, 2011

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

Uh, excuse me, it's not "just getting high and eating junk food and playing video games." It's Mood Repair. Look it up.