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Vaughn Wolff • Seattle WA

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Seattle, Washington Millennial/Est. 1985 Brunch/Lunch/Dinner Date Good eater/ Voracious Reader I like to make little jokes. Ageless Vampire/Milf-Adjacent Typos, galore! wolffeyes.com

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This is how democrats are going to learn that it’s no a few bad apples it’s the whole dang system.

06.03.2026 20:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same

06.03.2026 19:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They’re trying to invent wars that are worse.

06.03.2026 19:39 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

I’m going to start pitting reply guy against each other and when they’re right at each other’s throats I’m going to say, “now kiss”.

06.03.2026 19:30 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Other reply guys need to up their game.

06.03.2026 19:24 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Picture of Vaughns leg crossed over the other while wearing an animal print scarf & sitting in the back of a cab in Seattle.

Picture of Vaughns leg crossed over the other while wearing an animal print scarf & sitting in the back of a cab in Seattle.

The obscured words of a tattoo covered in pantyhose.

06.03.2026 02:56 👍 77 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0

This is how a few law and order democrats will learn that its not the person its the whole damn system.

06.03.2026 00:15 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Markwayne.

05.03.2026 18:57 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Being able to auto share a WiFi password is sad for aspiring password comedians everywhere.

05.03.2026 18:41 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Please let us know what you think! I was obsessed and might re-watch. <3

05.03.2026 02:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

New bucket list event found!

05.03.2026 02:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🥹

05.03.2026 00:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
DeVotchKa - How It Ends (Official Music Video)
DeVotchKa - How It Ends (Official Music Video) YouTube video by DeVotchKa

youtu.be/Pfi1UQ_PKQI?...

05.03.2026 00:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This particular Cadillac model is called the lyric spelled with a Q and I think they’re trolling me?

05.03.2026 00:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why does the electric Cadillac engine sound like the intro title track to the 2004 Devotchka album How It Ends?

I was in a parking lot and suddenly transported to the naughty aughties, the smell of pbr and my first love.

05.03.2026 00:15 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

If you outlaw face sitting, only outlaws will sit on faces

04.03.2026 21:57 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
A promotional photo from the television show Bridgerton that aired for three seasons.

A promotional photo from the television show Bridgerton that aired for three seasons.

A still from the television show Bridgerton that aired for three seasons.

A still from the television show Bridgerton that aired for three seasons.

A still from the television show Bridgerton that aired for three seasons.

A still from the television show Bridgerton that aired for three seasons.

A still from the television show Bridgerton that aired for three seasons.

A still from the television show Bridgerton that aired for three seasons.

Harlots is my Bridgerton.

05.03.2026 00:01 👍 36 🔁 4 💬 10 📌 0

"This is censorship by payment processor, thanks to the fact that these two companies have a stranglehold on the financial services sector: If Mastercard says facesitting is out, adult content sites are going to make sure they’ve scrubbed their servers of facesitting."

It's wild out here.

04.03.2026 19:31 👍 50 🔁 19 💬 1 📌 0

youre a good egg for this. <3

04.03.2026 19:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

thats a great cover!

04.03.2026 19:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

woke dog.

04.03.2026 19:11 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

It’s like trying to explain glass to a fly.

04.03.2026 01:56 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When you get a reference from an admired colleague you know that client session is going to hit just right.

And it did. ☺️

04.03.2026 01:55 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes! I’m not in sales I’m in marketing. :)

03.03.2026 19:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They had the wokes and then they forgot how fast the wokes will cancel their bestie.

03.03.2026 19:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A picture of a bear with the text Aileens over it. 
Text reads: 
AILEEN'S EXISTS TO ENHANCE THE WELL-BEING AND SELF-DETERMINATION OF WOMEN AND OTHERS WHO ENGAGE IN THE SEX TRADES IN SOUTH KING COUNTY, WASHINGTON AND SURROUNDING AREAS.
DONATE AND SUPPORT AILEEN'S ON MARCH 3RD
INTERNATIONAL SEX WORKERS
Rights Day
WHEN YOU GIVE TO AILEEN'S YOU ARE
SUPPORTING PROGRAMMING BY AND FOR THE PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT THEY NEED AND ARE ORGANIZING TO MAKE THEIR COMMUNITIES
SAFER AND STRONGER.

A picture of a bear with the text Aileens over it. Text reads: AILEEN'S EXISTS TO ENHANCE THE WELL-BEING AND SELF-DETERMINATION OF WOMEN AND OTHERS WHO ENGAGE IN THE SEX TRADES IN SOUTH KING COUNTY, WASHINGTON AND SURROUNDING AREAS. DONATE AND SUPPORT AILEEN'S ON MARCH 3RD INTERNATIONAL SEX WORKERS Rights Day WHEN YOU GIVE TO AILEEN'S YOU ARE SUPPORTING PROGRAMMING BY AND FOR THE PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT THEY NEED AND ARE ORGANIZING TO MAKE THEIR COMMUNITIES SAFER AND STRONGER.

24 years ago, Durbar Mahila Samanwaya Committee sparked a global movement—now Int'l Sex Workers’ Rights Day. Over 25,000 sex workers in Kolkata, India, gathered despite opposition, demanding dignity and rights.

One way to honor today is by donating to @aileens.org

givebutter.com/5rBcz9/uriah...

03.03.2025 20:20 👍 51 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 1

This!

03.03.2026 19:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Coco Matto album Viva! la woman

Coco Matto album Viva! la woman

Yes this is about Jive by Cibo Matto

28.02.2026 23:11 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Remember hidden tracks?

28.02.2026 23:10 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Noted.

28.02.2026 08:15 👍 0 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0