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SCTV - Lola's Love Spirit YouTube video by The Second City

Catherine O’Hara SCTV thread

youtu.be/990OaFr8EYw?...

feds do NOT read this, this post is NOT FOR FEDS, ok now rhat all the Feds are gone:

i heard every single ice agent likes to stick their dick in a pencil sharpener

[my first day working as book critic for the new york times] the only book in the english language that has ever mattered is dr. seuss' “the sneetches”

the bad things we're experiencing in america right now

they are the costs of selling out the rights of others in the service of white supremacy

yes, this includes throwing trans people under the bus

If you're a journalist listening to Homan BLOVIATE about law and order right now and your immediate question isn't *what gives YOU the authority to speak about crimes and "law and order" when you accepted a $50,000 bribe and keep avoiding any accountability?* then you are ridiculous.

when you’re in utah the proper pejorative term to use is “soak you”

#Chicago

Full-body portrait photograph of Susie Wiles, a middle aged woman in an olive pantsuit with a white shirt underneath. The room around her looks unstaged - in the foreground is a sliver of a wing chair, on the other side a small portion of a desk with half of some papers and a post it showing. There is a light switch just over her right shouder and an open hallway behind that.

Full body portrait photograph of JD Vance, a smarmy-looking thirtyish man in a dark suit with a red tie and white shirt. He is posed against a blank gray wall. To his right is a flag on a flagstand, only 2/3s of it in shot. Next to his left upper arm on the wall is a light switch and a thermostat. On the left side of the shot, we can see the very back of a blue chair in side profile, a bit of a lampshade and a tiny sliver of a side table.

Oh my god y'all I had not seen the rest of the Vanity Fair photos holy shit. Christopher Anderson deserves a medal.

Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.

On a livestream yesterday, Puka both:
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score

Suspend him tbh

MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°

Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"

Using AI is like slathering yourself in hamburger juice so your boss can feed you to his dog

Every single country music song sounds AI generated

my guy is probably like "you know what? today's the day i finally change my name to john smith or something"

a digital road sign hacked to say PENIS

is this is the sign we've been waiting for

do you think monica lewinsky is talking to her therapist about this or

poo poo pee pee dick wiener

she would never she would think it's so gay

hashtag mission accomplished banner dot jpeg

Plur1bussy. is this anything

dude not even hillary sucks his dick

i think more writers should cause billionaires to have nervous breakdowns

series of agitated horses

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Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.

as much as i disagree with his politics, i do think the next james bond should be adam carolla. interested in hearing everyone else's thoughts though

Dear Seattle friends:

Jesus, Joyce, that man had a family (who left him)

Hamburger helps those that help themselves

Schumer shot himself in the dick twice, the second time by giving every single person involved in the dem victories on tuesday a very clear idea of what their next organizing goal should be.