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shoot the police ❤️

we really are overdue for another CEO sacrifice to the economy gods

trying this bluesky thing again

born to be a lovergirl, forced to play the game and dunk on bros

bad bitch rule of thumb. keep all men on dnd. men do not get to ping your attention at will. you exist on your time not theirs, you get to them when you want to get to them

I’ve decided I only want a bf for like 2-3 days a month and not for sex, only for me to whine and be bratty to

being nice to a man as a psyop

suspect has no hoes

!!!!

the bad app is so bad I just logged into it and my fyp was literally videos of 9/11, women in wheelchairs punching each other and an ad for a geriatric bra. fuck that place forever omg

imagine if I didn’t have adhd and I dedicated my time to ONE thing. how big that thing would be. really makes me think how much adhd sucks

like yah shit’s not perfect right now but at least no one can tell me what to do or fire me or basically hold anything over my head to control my behavior or income. suck it fascism

sometimes I think my life sucks and then I get reminded by the internet that maybe I do have this shit figured out after all

just like I should not have been allowed to have C cups at age 15

guys under 25 years of age should not be allowed to be over 6’2”

fucking guys in their twenties and dating guys in their thirties and up for money. girl math

all sorts of throwback diseases are about to have a comeback

if the apocalypse happens I’m never gonna hear the end of it from my mom for making her throwaway her hoarder caches

“If you put it off, you’ll regret it” against a wallpaper of clouds

love when my home screen sends me vaguely threatening messages

worst part of the election is all the felon slander, like bro I’m just a harmless felon not a presidential rapist 😭

she used to k*ll ppl

this is very Nicki Minaj before the come up coded

Post you from a different era of your life

now going by my very real alias

all the hot funny girls are my mutuals from the bad place

hi bluesky 🦋

my ex asked me to watch his YouTube channel and I’m just gonna respond with links to gift cards I want

failed content creators have you tried selling drugs instead

when he send money to buy a new outfit for ur first date and u buy yoga pants instead