Fake Goosebumps

That sucks the big one, man. Sorry to hear that. I would have requested "When You Go to the Store."

You and Dana Gould on a double bill would have me paying Lady Gaga prices.

The world we live in is so stupid it feels like a rejected Benny Hill sketch.

Now let's see you follow his example.

"I am once again asking for your financial support. HA CHA CHA CHA CHA!"

I guess I’d feel the same way you do standing at the woman’s urinal.

Actually this was the very first one. And it was a happy accident. #goosebumps #fakegoosebumps

As if he ever had any.

Meanwhile watching a movie you love with your wife while she hates it is like the ninth circle of hell.

Certainly RL Stine made a lot of money off of that.

Christening the account with the one that got the whole thing started.

This is what I have chosen to do with my life.

K well I'm on here too, now. 'Sup?