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To the tune of Graceland:

I’m reading the Waste Land, Waste Land
poem by T.S. E

Every few years, I search Ash Wednesday why do they do that? Read diligently and promptly forget. It is one of those things like epistemology and the Edict of Nantes that my brain has simply decided is not for me to know

There should be better toilet paper in the bathrooms at the cancer hospital

People are going through enough without the indignity of 1 ply

Time to get high, type “poems” into YouTube, and let ‘er rip

People in Hell according to Dante:

A nice couple who should’ve kept it in their pants

Some of history and mythology’s most notorious figures

My friend’s dad

Church hypocrites

A bunch of guys from my town who I don’t like

A few lovely sodomites who I really don’t think deserve to be down there

Sometimes when the edible hits you are compelled to listen to Dante’s Inferno with the Wikipedia page open and you find out that a real life man of some consequence in medieval italy was named Guido da Polenta

Now to the question of the Feltioque

He’s a staunch Jacobite but has begun feeling conflicted about the virtues of Agnatic Primogeniture, hence his (justifiable) hesitance to speak out until now

Classic example of a phenomenon I call Bozo Psychosis, where a generally dumb/ gullible person believes they have “cracked the code” on something “smart people” disagree with, and it breaks their brain

We built a plagiarism machine that lies to you and atrophies your brain from lack of use but at least it’s also a completely unnecessary environmental nightmare that will inevitably result in far fewer jobs for actual creatives. Thank god

As a Spurs fan, I do wish we had more strikes this season

A screenshot of the exact point in the video where Maddie, a big calico cat realizes that she has made a mistake when trying to jump onto a bed to catch a toy because she tried to catch herself on an unsecured blanket and is slipping backwards, brining the blanket she tried to land on with her. Her eyes are very big and her expression says “oh no”

The face of someone who definitely meant to do that

She is a mix of confident, clumsy and completely shameless, which results in a lot of great stuff like this

She is a happy weird wonderful girl. One of her favorite activities is lying like this and chirping, not soliciting belly rubs, though she welcomes them when they come, just hanging out and chatting

Thank you so much for everything you did for her (and all the cats you help)!

A large calico cat laying on her back on the floor with her front legs in the air

Maddie says hi and agrees wholeheartedly

A gaggle of inbred Cheryls frothing at the mouth to destroy people’s lives for the sin of existing

I hope spiders lay eggs in their ears

The “it’s Morbin time” meme but with Bartleby the Scrivener