Macarena - a song about a woman cheating on her military boyfriend with his friends while he's out on a tour of duty.
04.03.2026 01:35
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Macarena - a song about a woman cheating on her military boyfriend with his friends while he's out on a tour of duty.
Moonlight Sonata
Autoshow: Save $2.00 by purchasing tickets online.
Me: Great!
Autoshow: $2.25 processing fee.
Me:
You can't see what the Otter's cooking!
Different area codes. Ghostbusters are 212 and Rockford is 310.
Because seven was a registered six offender.
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Does Mystery Machine livery count?
And if they're still confused, tell 'em it's the same stick they use to flash their headlights at other cars.
The moon looks like a lemon wedge.
Merry Christmas to those who celebrate.
To all the rest, happy Thursday! May today be your best and brightest Thursday of 2025!
Yes. I have done this. Sometimes more than once.
I traded my acoustic toothbrush for an electric one. I can already hear the fans yelling "Judas!"
New product idea: Coast-its™
They never need cleaning; just peel the top one off when it gets nasty.
What's that? You're having people over? That's great, but I'm, uhh...washing my hair that night.
That seems to be going around.
Oof! Sending long-distance hug. 🫂
Pronouns are all well and good, but what are your adjectives?
I'll start:
tired/fatigued/exhausted
Don't drink and Copilot.
A message from Concerned Social Media Users of the Internet.
I took driving lessons in the unforgiving streets of Montréal, in winter, in the late 80s. Get out of my way.
That's great advice!
We need to be hatin' less.
We need to...
Radio ad: "The holiday season is almost here."
Me: "Every season has holidays. The holiday season is always here."
We can build a life on our shared disdain for all humanity.
Ladies? Anyone??
Or seen their B-hinds.
You definitely don't want to reveal to people that you live in a cathouse.
Driving around town putting real ducks in jeeps
