Malcazar

Wanted: Dead or Alive Bounty hunting is a fun format to build an adventure or even a whole campaign around. It’s naturally episodic, motivation is simple and it’s a little different from most adventures. But there are s…

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*casts fireball, does not elaborate*

The plane is bi, the pilot is ace.

A bit sleepy, pondering tomes and no, thank goodness

And yourself?

Skill issue if I ever saw one

Didn’t birds also peck their eyes out? Or was that just in the Sondheim musical?

Dunno. I’ll get to it yesterday.

Looks like you are off to a good stary

I’m telling you, chronomancers are running amok. Thursdays weren’t meant to be Mondays.

I’m resolving to become more crotchety and set in my ways. I recommend it if your ways are better than most.

Mr. Kirton sounds like a raccoon or possibly an otyugh.

I’m told vinegar is efficacious.

I must confess I had also been assuming this

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I believe in undercommon the word “intruder” can also be translated as “entrée.”

Something light and golden, not a black or red mead.

How have you cooked them?

I think it’s an opossum

That sounds suspiciously like manual labor

Nothing like rain on the tower roof when I don’t have anywhere to be all day. I expect I’ll get some quality tome pondering in, maybe some orb gazing.

It’s how you know they’re working

Just as Pythagoras foretold!

Some rather excellent wooden spoons

Young people these days are so forward. In my youth this was a third date activity.

And a bountiful Maidyarem Gahanbar!

And so unto ye, good guardsman

If gnomes weren’t meant to be catapulted, why would they wear such aerodynamic hats?

Being unconstrained by what department something is sold in opens a world of possibilities.

Jubilant Saturnalia to all! And a joyous Feast of Mithras.

Who even uses electrum? That’s what your cheap grandma put in your nameday cards.

Yeah, fuck that guy