fxbx

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

A Nokia 7210. Tell me, you didn't pay money for this?!

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down

US told me Iran keeps blowing up its THAAD systems so I asked how many THAAD systems it has and it said it just goes to imperial outposts and gets a new THAAD system so I said it sounds like it’s just feeding THAAD systems to Iranian missiles and then Netanyahu started crying.

Behold I show you the Last Man

I guess when people want you to "run the country like a business" if you're too incompetent to create your own growth and expansion, hostile takeovers are the textbook answer

Tom McH @tommchenry.bsky.social half-remembering that thing about how most Roman citizens experienced the fall of Rome as simply one day their local bridge went out and nobody came around to repair it [quote-posting] onion person @junlper.beer • 10mo [photo of a tweet which reads: NEWSWIRE @NewsWire_US Federal Highway Administration is making plans to end the paving of roads — CBS News 7:50 PM • Apr 17, 2025 [replying] MAGA Mama Patriot @PeterMc230895479123 - 1h Excellent] 4:36 PM • Apr 18, 2025

Meet the new boss
Stupider than the old boss

In a scanner fatly

Even the trouble in the sewers line?

Here's what the evidence shows: The school strike — On February 28, 2026, the Shajareh Tayyebeh girls' elementary school in Minab, southern Iran was destroyed during the first day of the U.S.-Israeli strikes. Iranian state media reported 180 people killed, the majority of them schoolchildren — mostly girls between 7 and 12 years old. Wikipedia What NPR's satellite analysis found — The school appears to have been struck as part of a precision airstrike on a neighboring Iranian military complex, and it may have been hit as a result of outdated targeting information. Experts noted the school had been separated from the adjacent military base by a wall built between 2013 and 2016. NPR In other words, the targeting data may not have been updated in over a decade. The AI targeting context — Maven, powered by Claude, suggested hundreds of targets, issued precise location coordinates, and prioritized those targets. Experts noted that "AI gets it wrong… we need humans to check the output of generative AI when the stakes are life and death." DNYUZ What "precision" actually means — precision refers to the accuracy of the weapon hitting its designated target. Satellite imagery confirmed "very precise targeting" — almost all buildings in the compound were hit. NPR The weapons hit exactly what they were aimed at. The horrifying question is whether what they were aimed at was correctly identified — and evidence suggests it wasn't. UNESCO called the bombing of the school "a grave violation of humanitarian law." UN News The UN human rights office has called for a full investigation into whether it constitutes a war crime. So: technically precise delivery, apparently wrong target. That distinction offers no comfort to the families burying their daughters.

I asked.

The candy-colored clown!

If I was a pilot and got fired midflight I'd instantly collapse like when they unplug people in the Matrix

Over 1k dead, and yet one is all that you can score WORKING FOR THE BLACK GAS

We're resurrecting Ahmad Chalabi for this one. He has Lots of Friends in the Area who just love freedom.

If Trump hadn’t torn up the Iran deal, those 6 American soldiers would still be alive

The human subconscious is an interesting thing
Make one man cry, make another man sing

stupid fucking milkshake won’t be nice to the meatball

youtu.be/wqTpHhaKtL8

Operation Ass To Ass

Imagine getting murked by 80 year old Immortan Joe

Oh oh oh! I get to say the thing!
*ahem* Today is the day Trump became President!!!!!

everyone knows that Ea-nasir was accused of selling substandard copper in 1750 BCE, in what is famously the first historical example of a consumer complaint, but what most people don't realize is that he was killed shortly afterward in a US air strike

Aww yeah!

Wow I guess Scream 8 was released just 2 days after 7. Look at me I'm Mr Gallows Humor.

I haven't looked but I just know that stupid cookbook challenge is going to be one of them

Does anyone know how Kid Rock feels about all this

Like a Salman Rushdie protagonist it all started the minute I woke up

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

Hey....what is wrong with this guy amirite