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Nah, I'm good. She/Her πŸ“THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE

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Thoroughly enjoying opera and ballet social media roasting the fuck outta Chalomet.

Eat a fucking PopTart and shut up, Timmy.

07.03.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your party tit...🀣

www.instagram.com/p/DU-jcQhEkR...

07.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh.

β€œWe have agreed” β€” how nice of them! Surely they’re doing this work pro bono right?

07.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 5575 πŸ” 2252 πŸ’¬ 353 πŸ“Œ 202
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06.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 5667 πŸ” 1413 πŸ’¬ 259 πŸ“Œ 92
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> @benstiller.redhour.com

06.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 10058 πŸ” 2121 πŸ’¬ 142 πŸ“Œ 80

DHS nominee Markwayne Mullin is one of the most active stock-traders in the Senate β€” and violated the STOCK Act against insider trading as recently as last August.

He currently holds stock in L3Harris, which has millions in contracts with ICE and FEMA.

The grift continues.

06.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 13034 πŸ” 5945 πŸ’¬ 455 πŸ“Œ 306
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Well, imagine that …

06.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 5371 πŸ” 1765 πŸ’¬ 222 πŸ“Œ 119
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Wooooboyyyyyy!!!!

Former VP Kamala Harris at the memorial service for Rev. Jesse Jackson:

"So let me just say, I predicted a lot about what's happening right now. I'm not into saying 'I told you so' but we did see it coming."

Yes. She. Did.

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06.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 1433 πŸ” 391 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 27
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White House touts Markwayne Mullin's impeccable qualifications for the cabinet, citing his experience being bad at his previous jobs.

06.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 1367 πŸ” 235 πŸ’¬ 175 πŸ“Œ 28

I feel this deeply.

06.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2
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The fuck kind of answer is this

06.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 14174 πŸ” 4757 πŸ’¬ 2024 πŸ“Œ 690
Satire

Satire

Homeland Security just updated the threat level to β€œMile High.” ✈️

06.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 1011 πŸ” 192 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 15
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It’s almost like we didn’t think this through.

06.03.2026 11:32 πŸ‘ 7564 πŸ” 3034 πŸ’¬ 606 πŸ“Œ 255

MS NOW confirms Corey Lewandowski is also out at DHS.

06.03.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 11151 πŸ” 1809 πŸ’¬ 870 πŸ“Œ 414

Secretary Kristi Noem

@Sec_Noem
Thank you 
@POTUS
 Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. 
@SecRubio
 and 
@SecWar
 are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren.

The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. 

We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.

Secretary Kristi Noem @Sec_Noem Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.

oh my goodness she seems to think Special Envoy for the Shield is a real job

05.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 6522 πŸ” 1201 πŸ’¬ 1150 πŸ“Œ 340

Four democrats voted AGAINST a war powers resolution that would’ve forced Trump to seek congressional approval to continue waging Israel’s war on Iran.

Henry Cuellar (TX)
Jared Golden (ME)
Greg Landsman (OH)
Juan Vargas (CA)

The resolution failed 219-212.

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05.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 1643 πŸ” 758 πŸ’¬ 264 πŸ“Œ 121
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Noem busy designing the logo for this nonsense to go with custom vehicles and outfits. It will be a whole new thing we have to pay for.

06.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 2004 πŸ” 453 πŸ’¬ 406 πŸ“Œ 49

All talk, no balls. Can't even speak properly because he has an Oklahoma education.

06.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This republican who says he’s a democrat says Dems should support Nazi grayham planter in Maine.

He and his husband also adopted a Black daughter.

Republican Tim Miller should forever be ignored. And that Black girl needs protection.

05.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 6
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Meet the new Secretary of Homeland Security Markwayne Mullin:

05.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 247 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 18
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High comedy. For a while, it appeared Kristi Noem didn’t realize she was fired?

What are you doing up there, girl?

05.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 1424 πŸ” 347 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 30
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Take a break to enjoy a dog band.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8C8X8xf/

05.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Novartis And Henrietta Lacks’ Family Reach A Settlement In this week’s edition of InnovationRx, we look at the startup that wants to treat Alzheimer’s with microrobots, medical groups push back on RFK Jr.’s vaccine changes and more.

Novartis And Henrietta Lacks’ Family Reach A Settlement

05.03.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 259 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 5
South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign

South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign

I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.

05.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 7024 πŸ” 1220 πŸ’¬ 90 πŸ“Œ 91

A more punchable face never walked the Earth. Not even Ted Cruz's imminently punchable face is more punchable. Close, but not.

05.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 203 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 0

Sanders didn't stop shit. Markwayne knows he can't back up his shit talk and did this knowing, KNOWING, nobody would let them actually fight.

06.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cricket’s revenge.

05.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 15448 πŸ” 3051 πŸ’¬ 622 πŸ“Œ 181
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Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

05.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 22361 πŸ” 4929 πŸ’¬ 754 πŸ“Œ 402
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Senator Mullin on January 6th

06.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 3234 πŸ” 1144 πŸ’¬ 203 πŸ“Œ 84
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 16431 πŸ” 3342 πŸ’¬ 253 πŸ“Œ 172