Thoroughly enjoying opera and ballet social media roasting the fuck outta Chalomet.
Eat a fucking PopTart and shut up, Timmy.
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Thoroughly enjoying opera and ballet social media roasting the fuck outta Chalomet.
Eat a fucking PopTart and shut up, Timmy.
Your party tit...🤣
www.instagram.com/p/DU-jcQhEkR...
Oh.
“We have agreed” — how nice of them! Surely they’re doing this work pro bono right?
> @benstiller.redhour.com
DHS nominee Markwayne Mullin is one of the most active stock-traders in the Senate — and violated the STOCK Act against insider trading as recently as last August.
He currently holds stock in L3Harris, which has millions in contracts with ICE and FEMA.
The grift continues.
Well, imagine that …
Wooooboyyyyyy!!!!
Former VP Kamala Harris at the memorial service for Rev. Jesse Jackson:
"So let me just say, I predicted a lot about what's happening right now. I'm not into saying 'I told you so' but we did see it coming."
Yes. She. Did.
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White House touts Markwayne Mullin's impeccable qualifications for the cabinet, citing his experience being bad at his previous jobs.
I feel this deeply.
The fuck kind of answer is this
Satire
Homeland Security just updated the threat level to “Mile High.” ✈️
It’s almost like we didn’t think this through.
MS NOW confirms Corey Lewandowski is also out at DHS.
Secretary Kristi Noem @Sec_Noem Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.
oh my goodness she seems to think Special Envoy for the Shield is a real job
Four democrats voted AGAINST a war powers resolution that would’ve forced Trump to seek congressional approval to continue waging Israel’s war on Iran.
Henry Cuellar (TX)
Jared Golden (ME)
Greg Landsman (OH)
Juan Vargas (CA)
The resolution failed 219-212.
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Noem busy designing the logo for this nonsense to go with custom vehicles and outfits. It will be a whole new thing we have to pay for.
All talk, no balls. Can't even speak properly because he has an Oklahoma education.
This republican who says he’s a democrat says Dems should support Nazi grayham planter in Maine.
He and his husband also adopted a Black daughter.
Republican Tim Miller should forever be ignored. And that Black girl needs protection.
Meet the new Secretary of Homeland Security Markwayne Mullin:
High comedy. For a while, it appeared Kristi Noem didn’t realize she was fired?
What are you doing up there, girl?
Take a break to enjoy a dog band.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8C8X8xf/
South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign
I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.
A more punchable face never walked the Earth. Not even Ted Cruz's imminently punchable face is more punchable. Close, but not.
Sanders didn't stop shit. Markwayne knows he can't back up his shit talk and did this knowing, KNOWING, nobody would let them actually fight.
Cricket’s revenge.
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.
Senator Mullin on January 6th
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”
Screaming
