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Yeah, not fun feeling like you’re almost better one day and then you’re destroyed the next. Maybe it’s the smooches that caused this, but worth it!

07.03.2026 19:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Legit thought I’d be cruising today but this is the worst I’ve felt with this roller coaster of a cold. Can barely breathe through my nose, intense headache, sore throat. I guess streaming is off the table.

07.03.2026 16:21 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The week ain’t over yet!

03.03.2026 20:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am indeed quite sick. 😢

03.03.2026 14:49 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

We can’t be friends anymore.

28.02.2026 15:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The amount of people defending the U.S. Olympic hockey team for going to White House is absurd. The mental gymnastics of "go forbid they're excited to go to the White House and celebrate tradition" while the players are grinning ear-to-ear and shaking orange pedo's hand is sickening. Have a spine.

25.02.2026 05:52 👍 83 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0
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Going through old notebooks and found this one from circa 2019. A little sketch for a Team Unity logo idea I had.

23.02.2026 22:30 👍 43 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Back in bed with Nixon until I gather the strength to move.

23.02.2026 14:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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michaelalfox I'm a silly Canadian who enjoys a wide variety of games from building and management types, roguelites, the odd battle royale, and anything from indie to AAA. Other hobbies include gardening, aquascap...

To those stream enjoyers, I won’t be streaming today. Some wild weather fluctuations have done a number on my head, as thy typically do. If you need some background noise and aren’t aware, I have been putting Mewgenics on the YouTube.

youtube.com/michaelalfox

23.02.2026 14:15 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Headache is crushing my soul big time this morning. Gonna have to say no to streaming today so I can catch up on rest. Hope to see you tomorrow!

11.02.2026 14:04 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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michaelalfox - Twitch Butter Tart Baking // Kimmy Dance Pole Demonstration | !recipe !goals !sub

In the middle of butter tart baking stream that I forgot to post here about! While the dough is chilling in the fridge, Kimmy is doing a pole dance demonstration. Come watch and learn!

twitch.tv/michaelalfox

07.02.2026 18:21 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Oh yeah, well, I got a lotta fists for your face! 👊👊👊👊👊👊

31.01.2026 19:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This also means I’m not doing a morning/afternoon stream today. Other subathon reward streams should start taking place February 7th and onward — schedule coming soon.

31.01.2026 14:14 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’re gonna do the long awaited MALF After Dark stream tonight. I’ve got a few strong beers, maybe we get some nachos going, and perhaps we’ll say a couple cuss words (please don’t tell my mom). Aiming to start at 7 PM ET.

31.01.2026 14:12 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

The Winnipeg Jets are so back!

16.01.2026 02:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Had a fairly productive morning and got energized. Gonna do a short stream with the start of Hide the Block 2 (Minecraft)!

twitch.tv/michaelalfox

05.01.2026 19:37 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m absolutely way to zonked after a bad sleep, so I’m gonna take the day off streaming. I’ve got a couple stream related errands I’d like to spend time on once I’m actually feeling energized enough.

05.01.2026 14:26 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

How did Between the Buried and Me release The Blue Nowhere last year and I’m only finding out now?!

02.01.2026 04:43 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I was having a really rough brain day yesterday and this morning, but Kimmy has helped me out a ton.

28.12.2025 19:01 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Might not stream tomorrow. Not feeling very good.

28.12.2025 05:09 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Alright, the plan is to get back to streaming tomorrow! Originally wanted to be ready for today, but after much travelling and helping family out, I’m in need of a single rest day before getting back to the grind. I hope your holidays have been pleasant!

27.12.2025 14:11 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not even a minute in the car, an like clockwork, Queenie dropped a dookie. I had air recirculating since the air outside was cold and then had to switch it off because we don’t need to be recirculating those noxious fumes. 😂

10.12.2025 15:29 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No streaming this morning as we’ve gotta take both Nixon and Queenie to the vet. Not sure how long it’ll be, but we’re also contending with a bunch of snow and freezing rain so I might just end up taking the day “off”.

10.12.2025 14:05 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Okie dokie, we’re live!

twitch.tv/michaelalfox

06.12.2025 15:11 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I shall be streaming today, yes. Just a bit late going this morning. Aiming for 10am EST. We’ll be kicking back with some more Gungeon, of course.

06.12.2025 14:26 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

We’re already at 10/54 Gungeon achievements, so a decent pace! Loading it up shortly and then some Jackbox later!

twitch.tv/michaelalfox

05.12.2025 14:34 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Starting another game for the Hall of Hundreds series! Enter the Gungeon is the next one we try to get all Steam achievements for, so come by and help me strategize!

twitch.tv/michaelalfox

03.12.2025 14:38 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Baskin Robins is gonna be fricked when someone finally invents a 32nd flavour of ice cream.

01.12.2025 15:29 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Alright, headache day again. Hopefully gone by tomorrow. Gonna try to get an appointment with my doctor to start helping with these things.

25.11.2025 13:40 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Definitely no streaming today! Gonna hang with the wife since it was our anniversary (of when we met) three years ago yesterday!

22.11.2025 15:17 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0