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he/they, punchcard enthusiast – born 593136000. I like daft memes, tech, art and tinkering/dev. Views and opinions expressed are often dumb, wrong and meaningless except fսϲk АІ sⅼοp.

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Facts I mean gwent was basically the only reason people played the Witcher series

04.03.2026 19:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What really matters is if it has a good fishing mechanic.

04.03.2026 19:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
a tiny light brown dachshund is being held up by a human who is out of frame. they are at a beautiful snowy mountain range that looks straight out of a Pinterest photo. the dachshund pup, Frankie, is wearing a full body puffer jacket that matches her light brown fur perfectly.

a tiny light brown dachshund is being held up by a human who is out of frame. they are at a beautiful snowy mountain range that looks straight out of a Pinterest photo. the dachshund pup, Frankie, is wearing a full body puffer jacket that matches her light brown fur perfectly.

This is Frankie. She just got a fancy new puffer and thinks she’s better than everyone now. And she is correct. 13/10 (IG: frankielasaucisse)

03.03.2026 21:57 👍 10739 🔁 1013 💬 240 📌 69
Peep Show "That wasn't very Christmassy" meme but the text says "That's wasn't very FIFA Peace Prizey"

I'm meme posting in an attempt to make the despair at world events, even though they're being orchestrated from the other side of the world, you see.

Peep Show "That wasn't very Christmassy" meme but the text says "That's wasn't very FIFA Peace Prizey" I'm meme posting in an attempt to make the despair at world events, even though they're being orchestrated from the other side of the world, you see.

28.02.2026 12:32 👍 150 🔁 30 💬 0 📌 0

It can gaslight and apologies better than CCN’s when it gets a detection wrong 😑 jokes aside I do t see a good fit for their LLM slopware in this space

28.02.2026 05:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A meme template called “won’t somebody think of the children” moral panic with the meme text of, ‘WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE WEALTHY PEDOPHILES’

A meme template called “won’t somebody think of the children” moral panic with the meme text of, ‘WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE WEALTHY PEDOPHILES’

Wild take, shit rag.

24.02.2026 04:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A crow whistles to itself on a bright winter day. It's scratching at the snow with its foot. It sees something blue and plastic sticking out of the snow and says "Hello what's this". It reaches to pick it up with its beak and yanks it out with a "shing!"

A crow whistles to itself on a bright winter day. It's scratching at the snow with its foot. It sees something blue and plastic sticking out of the snow and says "Hello what's this". It reaches to pick it up with its beak and yanks it out with a "shing!"

The thing is revealed to be a blue bic pen. The crow holds it triumphantly above its head. There is a magic light emanating from the pen which is creating a blue crosshatching effect on the sky.

The thing is revealed to be a blue bic pen. The crow holds it triumphantly above its head. There is a magic light emanating from the pen which is creating a blue crosshatching effect on the sky.

The crow holds the glorious pen and the words "I AM ARTIST" frame the image.

The crow holds the glorious pen and the words "I AM ARTIST" frame the image.

The Artful Corvid #oldknees

23.02.2026 17:02 👍 5503 🔁 1670 💬 19 📌 15

21M people liked my social media post! Thankfully those are 100% trustworthy self reported numbers, from real human beings genuinely engaging in my content. I’m so glad that is being shown to real live humans via an unknowable algorithm, especially one controlled by fascist pedo billionaires! Joy!

23.02.2026 02:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Weaponised white fear

22.02.2026 11:24 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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GitHub - shadawck/awesome-cli-frameworks: Collection of tools to build beautiful command line interface in different languages Collection of tools to build beautiful command line interface in different languages - shadawck/awesome-cli-frameworks

* Pulls out dusty pamphlet

github.com/shadawck/awe...

20.02.2026 03:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We can’t rewind

We have gone to far

18.02.2026 11:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Web3 is Going Just Great A timeline recording only some of the many disasters happening in crypto, decentralized finance, NFTs, and other blockchain-based projects.

Like a house fly, trapped on the inside of a window. It’s dying sure, but it is taking a long time doing it, all while making irritating noises.
Glorious website via the amazing @molly.wiki www.web3isgoinggreat.com

18.02.2026 11:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Junk mail pamphlet from seventh-days adventists 

ANTI-CHRISTS AT WAR
Islam
Christianity
POLITICAL CHAOS IN PROPHECY
WHY IT MATTERS

Junk mail pamphlet from seventh-days adventists ANTI-CHRISTS AT WAR Islam Christianity POLITICAL CHAOS IN PROPHECY WHY IT MATTERS

The font budget at my local Adventist wackos is out of control ! 😂

18.02.2026 07:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mobile phone screenshot of the BOM weather app being blank

Mobile phone screenshot of the BOM weather app being blank

The #cloudflare outage looks to have also taken down our +70million dollar BOM website. #auspol #BOM

18.02.2026 02:19 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

There is a business opportunity here somewhere… maybe helping businesses stay online? Something like that.

18.02.2026 02:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mobile phone screenshot of YouTube app. Shows a “Something went wrong” message

Mobile phone screenshot of YouTube app. Shows a “Something went wrong” message

Vibe coded 💀

18.02.2026 01:52 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

dwadle, lollygag even

17.02.2026 11:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is neat! Got a source link or tech stack for it?

15.02.2026 02:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Head out after dusk to catch them in the act, cheapo temu style black light uv torches help spot them too.

13.02.2026 23:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Push a commit that even more miss-spelled.

10.02.2026 13:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mobile app screenshot of a Roborock pet detection / obstacle avoidance flag on a robot vacuum

Mobile app screenshot of a Roborock pet detection / obstacle avoidance flag on a robot vacuum

Wild to think about how many animal buttholes were in the training data, such that my robot vacuums have a >80 confidence that this is a pet.

10.02.2026 13:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Penny the Doberman pinscher wins best in show at 150th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show #shorts
Penny the Doberman pinscher wins best in show at 150th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show #shorts YouTube video by New York Post

youtube.com/shorts/Ff2YE...

10.02.2026 05:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
close up of CEO Javier standing on a multi-colored carpet. he’s sporting a tasteful tan business jacket and a light blue tie that makes his brown eyes pop.

close up of CEO Javier standing on a multi-colored carpet. he’s sporting a tasteful tan business jacket and a light blue tie that makes his brown eyes pop.

Javier, our CEO, wanted to check in with everybody. He hopes you're doing alright. If not, you're welcome to take a few deep breaths with him and think of something you're looking forward to. Javi is looking forward to the Bad Bunny halftime show ❤️

06.02.2026 20:49 👍 6148 🔁 530 💬 148 📌 23
Testimonial quote on black background with yellow quotation marks reading "Kagi brings fun and life back to search engines." attributed to Derek Beyer

Testimonial quote on black background with yellow quotation marks reading "Kagi brings fun and life back to search engines." attributed to Derek Beyer

Kagi members say it best.

02.02.2026 23:18 👍 39 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
You are being misled about renewable energy technology.
You are being misled about renewable energy technology. YouTube video by Technology Connections

Let's do this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...

30.01.2026 17:27 👍 10802 🔁 3544 💬 671 📌 726
Screenshot of a kill log from the game Quasimorph:

Spear dealt 9 (lacerating) damage to Bastion with a shot from Longhu. Bastion is dead. Scientist dealt 40 (blunt) damage to Spear with a shot from Teibi t94. Spear got Fracture! Scientist dealt 31 (blunt) damage to Spear with a shot from Teibi t94. Spear got Fracture! Scientist dealt 52 (blunt) damage to Spear with a shot from Teibi t94. Spear is dead. Spear got an amputation. Shoulder falls onto the floor! The body of agent Z8-2535 was found with numerous wounds. Rest in peace.

Screenshot of a kill log from the game Quasimorph: Spear dealt 9 (lacerating) damage to Bastion with a shot from Longhu. Bastion is dead. Scientist dealt 40 (blunt) damage to Spear with a shot from Teibi t94. Spear got Fracture! Scientist dealt 31 (blunt) damage to Spear with a shot from Teibi t94. Spear got Fracture! Scientist dealt 52 (blunt) damage to Spear with a shot from Teibi t94. Spear is dead. Spear got an amputation. Shoulder falls onto the floor! The body of agent Z8-2535 was found with numerous wounds. Rest in peace.

Scientists always packing heat 💀
The heck is a 'Teibi t94' and where can I get one, can't find a wiki reference for it? @quasimorph.bsky.social

01.02.2026 01:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bro this is how I find out smh

31.01.2026 03:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A screen grab from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025%E2%80%9326_Australian_bushfire_season
Showing the 2025-26 bushfire season for NSW clearly outlining record temperatures and climate change as key contributing causes.

A screen grab from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025%E2%80%9326_Australian_bushfire_season Showing the 2025-26 bushfire season for NSW clearly outlining record temperatures and climate change as key contributing causes.

I just closed up the house this morning as two nearby fires are blowing out way, (contained for now) with increasing certainty I fear, each season is going to be record breaking from here out.

30.01.2026 21:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ah yeah, I was almost immediately put of by the sudden volume of trust me bro sales pitches that sprung up for it overnight. Good to know the gut feel was on the money.

30.01.2026 12:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Damn it nice being OOTL sometimes

30.01.2026 12:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0