[dr looking at x-ray]
well, unfortunately… (removes glasses)… it looks like your brain was built on top of an ancient indian burial ground
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[dr looking at x-ray]
well, unfortunately… (removes glasses)… it looks like your brain was built on top of an ancient indian burial ground
what if sexy gets away? will justin timberlake be available in the future
i’m not that old :(
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)
True Art
Five-Star General: (gravely) Sir, Operation Epic Bacon is not going awesomesauce
sorry, breastises milk
Pharoahe Monch sounds like a knockoff Halloween-time cereal that you add breastmilk to
also FUUUUUUGGGHHKGKGKUCK
wow you’d never guess from looking at him
i made jim davis write “these events are canon” on a comic strip where he drew jon arbuckle drinking dog cum and he hired a crisis pr firm about it
it still is. just gotta cut deeper
who up wiping they dude
wow
during my next rap battle i’m going to compare them to the gross little strings you have to pull off of your banana
demi lovato is cockney rhyming slang for half a potato
is that why this sewer rat is dancing?
next time somebody leaves a lime scooter in my driveway i’m taking it to the dump
it’s giving time for bed grandma
could a dying empire do THIS
why is some bullshit always happening. stop!!
viktor winetrout posted: preemptively sucker punching my congressman in the balls (40s ago) hey i’m josh posted: preempt deez nuts / i’m going to bed (41s ago)
what the hell just happened
hall a lou yeah!
starting to seem like like this bullshit dumbass country run by pedophiles kinda sucks
and Goth ? goth too? what. about goth
is this real?? it’s too good to be real. but is it?
I fairness, what are the odds that Ayatollah Khamenei and Ayatollah Khomeini would have the same first name?
Dershowitz DOJ 9 L Larry Summers <Larry Summers> to Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com> Dec 4, 2018 5:02 AM G * 7 *- Q Could you do yourself and friends a favor and instruct Dershowitz not to speak to press at all. Sent from my iPad Please direct all scheduling inquiries to my office at: Follow me on twitter @Ihsummers EFTA01014502
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rulemaker: i don’t make the rules!
same image but with ears, a tail, an eye, and the word ACHOO!
ooooooh it's actually a rodent sneezing! false alarm everyone
