I thought this post must be satire, but, wow, it’s not
Once again we see how MAGA & MAHA are aligned & are all about grifting
Kash Patel hawked bogus supplements that would “detox” you from COVID vaccines
He wrote: “Mrna detox, reverse the vaxx n get healthy” 🤯
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
Heather DuPlessis Allen next week: do we owe the nazis an apology?
The irony of this govt talking about a traffic light system for fuel when they claimed the traffic light system for covid was too confusing for them.
Oh fuck off Heather. No we do not. And fuck off again for good measure.
What cost of living crisis?
Corruption
It’s not a warning it’s a threat
It's not a warning, it's a threat.
The Samoan PM said our High Commissioner told him Luxon requested the title.
Imagine you're Luxon and you didn't in fact request that.
Do you:
1. Get MFAT on the phone get the High Commissioner to handle it
Or
2. Publicly imply the Samoan PM was making shit up right before Samoa honours you
"How did your PM cause an international incident?"
"He asked for another country to give him an award, and then he realised he looked like a twat, so he said he didn't actually ask for the award and that the PM of the other country was lying"
Truly, we are led by a man of greatness #nzpol
Did you really think Luxon’s office would corroborate that claim?
In that case I’ve got a one term government to sell you.
#EmotionalJuniorStaffer
Saying the Samoan PM is wrong is quite the piece of diplomacy when you are a guest in *checks notes* Samoa.
I get by on two hours’ sleep a month, I’ve worked in 400 countries, I eat two motivational books a day & I rescued Air NZ single handed. I’m also incredibly humble so it goes against my nature to ask but I was just wondering, guys would you like to erect a 200 foot statue of me at Auckland Airport?
Just waiting for Bishop to then go
Is Christopher Luxon the only person in the world who watched Donald Trump ASKING to get a Nobel Peace Prize and thought "Asking for baubles, that's a good idea!" #NZPol
“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
Had my man card validated today - took the car to get a puncture repaired and the mechanic complimented me for having the correct tyre pressures. Apparently not many cars that they work on have anything close to being correct.
I believe they are sending me a certificate or something.
“what I’d say to you is I’m entitled to my entitlements”
NZs own mini-Trump is at it again.
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
From Facebook and on point
Luxon: “I’m not a career politician”
Traditional media interpretation: “He’s bringing a business mindset to the world of politics.”
Alternative interpretation: “Someone help me I have no idea what I’m doing. No seriously guys. A little help?”
Karp always delivers, he can't help himself and rants openly about Palantir's bloodlust and war-profiteering. He's been doing this for years. Anyone who speaks seriously about Palantir should be shunned. They are what Karp says they are.
We've run out of people to export
Damn.
I bet those 15 minute cities are looking pretty good about now…
#nzpol, #uspol, #auspol, #nooil
Will he be driving whilst attending these meetings online?
Auckland Mayor Wayne Brown to work remotely following hip surgery
It's quite incredible how these men in high places can suddenly work just as well remotely, when it suits them to do so #NZPol
Today I am at the hospital (not me this time) and in the next cubicle there's an old guy with a head injury, so they did a cognitive impairment test including "who is the Prime Minister?"
He gives a chuckle and says "Luxon, but not for much longer" and the nurses go "well your mind seems to be ok"
Elon Musk accepted a payment from a sanctioned individual, confirmed
Back on track
Just a typo, it's supposed to say 'Could this be the crisis that makes Christopher Luxon resign?'
