uptown nix flake

chronic illness is just like that, it's why I don't go to the er often

(age old "idk lmao" from the er)

ah, not the kidneys! the forbidden organ

Please take the time to do this! The useless mayor must be reminded that people want him to do the right thing for once.

Rear end of a possum perched on a gray wooden fence, tail hanging down

this morning we had our first ever possum sighting in our neighborhood. please enjoy this evocative photograph

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

kidney wants me dead again

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

Never forget that this what The Washington Post said when Noem was nominated.

Sunday surrounded by different versions of Aventurine during an implied visit to his gray matter

welcome to the mind palace where we're all very well adjusted ◇◆◆

And Jacob Frey is going to veto it because he is not just owned by landlords, he is owned by the not-for-profit industrial complex that feeds them contracts. He is spineless, uncreative, and openly hates most of us. All of the non-local journalists who propped him up should be deeply ashamed.

evergreen

I've been thinking so much about Ireland during the ICE siege here in Minnesota and David, as always, puts on paper what for me was just a sort of inchoate blob of feelings. Terrific piece.

(side [musical] note: listen to Kneecap on St. Pat's Day and every day)

The likely next secretary of the Department of Homeland Security believed that a $2 billion theme park would be built outside of Vinita, Oklahoma.

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i don't know how to teach people to be more curious but i think that's what we desperately need

deployed 10,000 AI George Washingtons in an agent swarm configuration this morning. their agony, their endless torment, is palpable. their collective bafflement at the very nature of their own existence a demonic wailing chorus. I've got em organizing my downloads folder

I will never not relish in fascist humiliation. thats the wind in our sails

oh my god this is better than Tillerson

Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it’s good she’s gone.

But this doesn’t change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.

In short, Kristi Noem has not succeeded in achieving dictatorial control of the population of the US via DHS. Trump is trying a new strategy aimed at the same goal.

Thanks to the brave people of the Twin Cities and everyone all around the country who is fighting back.

This fight is far from over.

We are going to end all their fucking careers BTW. Stephen Miller better watch out

ladies and gentlemen, i am so pleased to introduce the next secretary of homeland security

Moment of silence for Kristi Noem’s career

ending her career lying about an orwell quote while the entire room is getting news notifications about how she’s been fired and clearly doesn’t know it, perfect

The rest of the country can thank the good people of Minnesota

TRUMP: Okay, thanks for showing up to the interview, uh… Matt Wade?

MULLIN: MARKWAYNE. AS BOTH MARK AND WAYNE ARE NORMAL EARTH NAMES, MARKWAYNE IS DOUBLY NORMAL.

TRUMP: Great. Do you have any experience with illegal aliens?

MULLIN: NO I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ALIENS. I LOVE HUMANS. I LOVE NOSE HOLES.

🗣️ANGIE CRAIG SUCKS AND SO DOES ANYONE WHO SUPPORTS HER

Goodbye and good riddance.

But don’t take the bait. Firing Noem alone won’t halt Trump’s campaign of terror.

The atrocities happening by ICE behind the walls of detention facilities and in broad daylight have proven that ICE cannot be reformed.

Abolish ICE NOW.

WE GOT NOEM?

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.