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She has counsel now. Ya know, should you ever decide to tell both sides of a story (or at the very least tell an unbiased side?

Found you being quoted on Reddit today. Had a lil cry (had a lotta cry) then immediately came to follow you.

Thank you for your efforts ❤️

Fair.

I literally wouldn’t trust him to tell me how to build ikea furniture.

Gotta love how quickly they’ve switched from “victim” to “piece”. By which I mean, please excuse me while I jump off a bridge bc humanity is so very gone.

An Ex Parte TRO! This is actually my friend’s company, it’s completely unhinged.

I mean, OUR country is super good at detaining US citizens so really what are we quibbling about? /s

Fuck this headline very much.

Damnit. I really thought I’d erased my memory of Freedom Fries. My god we are a failed nation.

If this is your biggest political question, I sincerely hope you learn how to look a thing or 10 up because literally nobody should spoon feed this to you.

Capitol police rush forward to detain him.

Markwayne Mullin to Sen. Kelly: All you did was weaken a nation today. Sweet dreams, son

Sen. Kelly: Don’t call me son. I’m a combat veteran, an astronaut, and a United States Senator, and-wait a minute. I am far too accomplished for this conversation. ✌️

The amount of Middle East ignorance is by design, and absolutely appalling.

You say this as if Cricket isn’t among the primary reasons we hate her.

This is Bluesky, Sir.

I want to punch her.

Wtaf. Not sure if I spelled that right.

Homeboy doesn’t have a bank account but he wants voters to have photo ID. Fuck this tiny man.

Agreed! Democrat Texans have a win/win choice to make 💙💙💙

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I mean, we can be honest on this point right. Our taxes weren’t ever going to healthcare…

*escalators.

Weird right? How calling someone a brainwashed fuck might not open the doors to an earnest and mutually respectful conversation? Ack! I used reason! Help!!!

Hot take! You’ve really given me a lot to consider with that poignant statement.

Their courage was on full display when they signed up to protect us. I know vets who served and never saw combat, and I know just as many who did. Neither would ever suggest that a service member called lacked courage.

Their commanders, maybe. Their commander in chief, absolutely.

Points for creativity?

You don’t actually have to mention her flaws before paying her a compliment. One that she earned effortlessly, just by being a seasoned attorney and former member of Congress.

Per your request, however, I’ll go ahead and fuck right off! Happy to get my recycled news with bad takes elsewhere! Xo

Whose fault is that? You want us to fault US troops for not having the luxury of sitting home and posting on Bluesky for a living? Gtfo with that. Our troops are pawns, hold their leaders accountable. We won’t vilify our soldiers.

We’re supposed to hate her? Thank goodness we don’t have a blood oath, I’ve admired her for well over a decade and cried when I cast my vote for her.

That is not the font for serious matters.

Oh good, they’re having it in the coat room of Mar a Lago again.

The diet of champions!