You said you like it very wet

The right hangers really do change everything.

One lump or two.

Let's get down to the root of the matter

Don't worry, it will fit

Yours is the light by which my spirit's born: — you are my sun, my moon, and all my stars.

Melting stress away, one bubble at a time

We are like islands in the sea, separate on the surface but connected in the deep

Vlad, the Impaler.

Modern, sleek, and oh-so-comfortable.

It's important to serve up a hot breakfast every morning

Looking back to see how everything fell into place with gratitude.

Breastmilk is love turned into food

Finished hardwood floors with a natural, unstained look radiate a refined yet authentic beauty.

May the beach with you.

Trying my best to copy the feel of your juicy hole

Land of the free, because of the brave.

Making the best out of every situation

Keep Calm and fondle away.

Just a casual day playing with pointy sticks.

Time to get out of these coveralls.

Good night, moon. Good night, followers.

Brighten the corner where you are

Find your fire

Chasing the first light and soaking up the rays

Public bathroom adventures

There is a difference between giving up and knowing when you have had enough

Is it Friday yet?

A good man can only take so much man until he's had enough

An empty chair is a quiet invitation to pause and breathe.