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Tim Melody Pratt

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Writer and editor. Loser of Nebula, World Fantasy, Dick, and Stoker Awards (won a Hugo tho). Been published in Best American Short Stories AND Best American Erotica. Genderfluid. Any pronouns I publish a new story monthly at www.patreon.com/timpratt (ooh)

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oh hell yeah I might walk past the good burrito truck on my way back from my appointment to get blood sucked out of my body

I can replace my stolen blood with carnitas

06.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

there's a part of my book where a character writes a poem, and he's not a very good poet, but he's also not laughably bad, so I have to suppress both my "being an excellent poet" qualities and my "being excellent at writing terrible poetry" qualities, it's a real tough needle to thread

06.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

4,000 words today! Another chapter of the romance novel done, and the one after that begun, since I had some time left on the clock. I tend to speed up as the end of a novel approaches....

Probably finish on Tuesday. Wednesday at the latest. Maybe sooner if I get the urge to write over the weekend

06.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

1. Once I realized that humans like me made books and they weren’t just magical artifacts I wanted to make them (about age 5)

2. The Arbor House Treasury of Horror and the Supernatural

06.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h β€’β€’β€’ My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

β€œI have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 19038 πŸ” 4030 πŸ’¬ 707 πŸ“Œ 1078

Hmm. I could finish the novel this weekend

But I've been trying to take weekends off

But it would only require a couple/few hours a day anyway

But it's not like I'm in a hurry

But I could finish. I could go "hurray I am finished"

But then I'd just have to start something else anyway

But

05.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

3,000 or so words this morning, and another chapter finished!

Just three more chapters to go (and an epilogue that's about half a normal chapter probably)

05.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Solidarity!

My mom is into genealogy and so I’m sure l has some facts but they were never part of my life so I don’t care

05.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tough, very tough. Another day you’d get a different answer. Gonna say Slow Gods by Claire North though. I keep thinking about it

05.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*clucks tongue* knowing anything at all about your grandpas privilege

05.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maternal: dunno. Late in life he was a truck driver, maybe? But but he was a pathological liar I only met once, so

Paternal: no idea, never met. He and his wife ran an animal rescue at some point I think. (I only even met my father once that I remember, as far as that goes)

Rugged enough? :)

05.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep came to say this

04.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

3300 words, and another chapter of the romance novel down!

My characters are wallowing post-breakup and doing some extremely rudimentary soul-searching. It was honestly very fun to write (unlike yesterday, which kind of sapped me emotionally). I like a good dramatic wallow

04.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I need to pay my rent tonight but I am 500 short because my car took a shit on me.

Please please please help me close the gap.

#mutualaid
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04.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

how many fronts is it bad to have a war on again

04.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Only did about 2500 words on the romance novel today but it was a super intense emotional chapter so I'd say that's enough for now

03.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm leaving for ICFA in a couple of weeks, and have some more travel almost immediately after that, which will disrupt the writing schedule a lot. So I'd like to finish this novel draft before then. And copyedits for The Jewel and the Comet just landed, due in a week or so. workity workity work work

03.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hmm. okay. but only if they start to carry this long-unavailable hat from the defunct site everyone is gay. and they have to sell it year round

03.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Booking: 1/26 | Tim Pratt Get more from Tim Pratt on Patreon

I have written my little reviews for things I read in January, with books I liked by @bitterkarella.bsky.social and @charliejane.bsky.social and @alexwoodroe.com and @elizabethhand.bsky.social among others!

www.patreon.com/posts/bookin...

02.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

I wrote about ten books I liked a lot in 2025 for Locus:

locusmag.com/feature/the-...

02.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

This... is a powerful insight.

02.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
The author in a black dress, smiling with visible dimples in her cheeks

The author in a black dress, smiling with visible dimples in her cheeks

not gonna lie. the dimples have taken me far in life

02.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, whaddya wanna know

02.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A gorgeous spinach bacon and tomato frittata

A gorgeous spinach bacon and tomato frittata

Last night’s glorious frittata

01.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The second book in my current series has a "Just To Recap...." page at the beginning and my editor did not object to it. It was fun to write too!

01.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Drafting is more FUN but I’ve come to enjoy editing too. The fun of doing drugs versus the fun of doing a crossword

27.02.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh and I walked an average of 9600 steps a day, about 130 miles total. It woulda been higher but there were some rainy days when I did my stationary bike instead

Basically this whole deal has been, uh, pretty good for me I gotta say

27.02.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda glad writing obituaries is no longer my gig tbh

27.02.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I did better in January so I'm at 88K for the year so far; thus, overall, doing great. In March I should finish drafting this romance novel and then I'll do a few stories. I'm going to ICFA in March and probably won't write much if at all there, but big picture, I think it'll all even out nicely

27.02.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have now completed month two of my full-time writing life! (I don't really write on weekends anymore, so tomorrow doesn't count)

I wrote 38,000 words this month, a smidge under my 40K per month goal, but it's a short month and I had to do some of the not-drafting-new-material parts of the job too

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