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You still gotta impeach ‘em, jail ‘em, generally grind their bones to dust and suchlike.

06.03.2026 00:20 👍 574 🔁 62 💬 16 📌 3

The honest respected competent senator, five days ago -
bsky.app/profile/bill...

06.03.2026 00:09 👍 145 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0

“he's respected, he‘s honest and he‘s competent... people respect Markwayne." REALLY.

It’s a sociopolitical version of the commutative property: if someone respects a dishonest idiot, they can be considered the same thing. No respect for anyone!

06.03.2026 00:00 👍 306 🔁 14 💬 6 📌 1

flames, side of face etc

05.03.2026 23:56 👍 674 🔁 62 💬 17 📌 0

I disagree respectfully

05.03.2026 23:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.

05.03.2026 20:14 👍 6336 🔁 1774 💬 139 📌 81

Haha, Markwaynemullin doesn’t know it’s now his job to fuck Corey Lewandowski

05.03.2026 21:12 👍 445 🔁 61 💬 6 📌 7

is this not normal? huh, live and learn I guess.

05.03.2026 21:05 👍 259 🔁 27 💬 22 📌 1

Thank you.

05.03.2026 17:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
By BEN LEFEBVRE
03/05/2026 05:00 AM EST
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President Donald Trump's chief of staff, Susie Wiles, is telling his advisers to bring ideas to the Oval Office to lower gasoline prices in the wake of the U.S. attack on Iran, according to two energy industry executives familiar with the conversations.
The White House is "looking under every rock for ideas on improving energy prices, especially gasoline prices," said one of the executives, who was granted anonymity to describe internal administration discussions.

By BEN LEFEBVRE 03/05/2026 05:00 AM EST f • • • President Donald Trump's chief of staff, Susie Wiles, is telling his advisers to bring ideas to the Oval Office to lower gasoline prices in the wake of the U.S. attack on Iran, according to two energy industry executives familiar with the conversations. The White House is "looking under every rock for ideas on improving energy prices, especially gasoline prices," said one of the executives, who was granted anonymity to describe internal administration discussions.

I have an idea. Here’s my idea: We should have had this meeting last week before we started bombing Iran. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

05.03.2026 14:45 👍 2119 🔁 386 💬 103 📌 47
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U.S. House Republicans grill Walz, Ellison over fraud in Minnesota social services • Minnesota Reformer Republicans on the House Oversight Committee sought to turn the page Wednesday on the federal law enforcement surge that killed two U.S. citizens in Minneapolis and turned public opinion against the T...

40 states have a higher improper payment rate than Minnesota.

WY is 5 times higher
SC 4 times
KY is 3.5 times
TX is 3 times.

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FRAUD. IT HAS TO DO WITH REPUBLICANS (including the mngop) HATING MINNESOTA FOR BEING BLUE! minnesotareformer.com/2026/03/04/u...

05.03.2026 13:05 👍 271 🔁 85 💬 3 📌 3

* Richards’ ?
Richards’s ?

05.03.2026 13:02 👍 128 🔁 1 💬 22 📌 0

I was Keith Richard’s doorman

05.03.2026 12:59 👍 316 🔁 9 💬 7 📌 3

At this point, this feels like the statement of someone frozen in a deep cave since the Paleozoic era

05.03.2026 06:56 👍 429 🔁 48 💬 9 📌 1

frankly, yes

05.03.2026 06:50 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

never misses

05.03.2026 06:16 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🏆

05.03.2026 06:08 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

❤️ thought exercises ❤️

05.03.2026 06:05 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wow this makes me take this guy very seriously. He wants me to *think.* I can do it!!

05.03.2026 06:03 👍 287 🔁 2 💬 20 📌 1

Labour is what happens when the nominally "center-left" party stands for absolutely nothing and just shifts more and more to the right in a foolish attempt to woo voters to their right: a massively unpopular party that's going to get absolutely crushed... and right-wing policies.

04.03.2026 23:27 👍 2506 🔁 470 💬 36 📌 28

I am absolutely covered in bracelets and I eat NOTHING but stew. What now, Carolla??

04.03.2026 22:25 👍 526 🔁 34 💬 36 📌 2
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Yes, That Mancini’s: How a Legendary St. Paul Steakhouse Raised $35K for the Resistance - Racket ‘The Gathering for Good’ brought the West 7th neighborhood together.

One St. Paul native dubbed Mancini’s “the supper club most likely to be chosen for cop retirement parties.” But, this winter, the timeless steakhouse became an unlikely hub of anti-ICE activism.

04.03.2026 16:53 👍 227 🔁 43 💬 1 📌 19

Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

04.03.2026 17:14 👍 8331 🔁 1486 💬 147 📌 52

Me to Paul Newman’s family at the funeral: may his memory be a dressing

04.03.2026 17:01 👍 1696 🔁 203 💬 15 📌 2

I’m old enough to get that IMMEDIATELY

04.03.2026 16:57 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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The Catholic Church Officially Has A Moon Bishop Bishop John Noonan is in charge of the diocese of the Moon.

I guess this is how we find out that space aliens are real. And papists.
www.iflscience.com/the-catholic...

04.03.2026 16:53 👍 217 🔁 19 💬 27 📌 23

Bro, ICE is still here kidnapping people, now they’ve even got transit vans advertising fake companies.

04.03.2026 04:14 👍 2156 🔁 1117 💬 10 📌 10

Braevyn’s mom just told me he didn’t make it. President Trump called her early this morning to say that one of Braevyn’s calf implants exploded as he & his fiancée K’Lauria were being airlifted from Al Maktoum Int’l Airport. He died instantly. K’Lauria, I’m ready to #comfort you.

04.03.2026 13:03 👍 607 🔁 29 💬 9 📌 1

Myself & the other comedians who did the Riyadh Comedy Festival are donating our fees to help get influencers under attack in Dubai back home to their influencer houses. I am sponsoring Braevyn McTaigg from Orlando, FL. 🫡🇺🇸🏝️

03.03.2026 15:49 👍 2603 🔁 240 💬 44 📌 14

I don’t know how to use chatgpt etc but I imagine it’s going to a website and typing “oh no what groceries do I buy please tell me false god for I am so weak I cannot go on” as your brain atrophies and leaks out of your ears from disuse and the machine is like “buy eggs milk bread and a horse”

27.02.2026 13:29 👍 2163 🔁 681 💬 20 📌 0