You still gotta impeach ‘em, jail ‘em, generally grind their bones to dust and suchlike.
You still gotta impeach ‘em, jail ‘em, generally grind their bones to dust and suchlike.
The honest respected competent senator, five days ago -
bsky.app/profile/bill...
“he's respected, he‘s honest and he‘s competent... people respect Markwayne." REALLY.
It’s a sociopolitical version of the commutative property: if someone respects a dishonest idiot, they can be considered the same thing. No respect for anyone!
flames, side of face etc
I disagree respectfully
Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.
Haha, Markwaynemullin doesn’t know it’s now his job to fuck Corey Lewandowski
is this not normal? huh, live and learn I guess.
Thank you.
By BEN LEFEBVRE 03/05/2026 05:00 AM EST f • • • President Donald Trump's chief of staff, Susie Wiles, is telling his advisers to bring ideas to the Oval Office to lower gasoline prices in the wake of the U.S. attack on Iran, according to two energy industry executives familiar with the conversations. The White House is "looking under every rock for ideas on improving energy prices, especially gasoline prices," said one of the executives, who was granted anonymity to describe internal administration discussions.
I have an idea. Here’s my idea: We should have had this meeting last week before we started bombing Iran. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...
40 states have a higher improper payment rate than Minnesota.
WY is 5 times higher
SC 4 times
KY is 3.5 times
TX is 3 times.
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FRAUD. IT HAS TO DO WITH REPUBLICANS (including the mngop) HATING MINNESOTA FOR BEING BLUE! minnesotareformer.com/2026/03/04/u...
* Richards’ ?
Richards’s ?
I was Keith Richard’s doorman
At this point, this feels like the statement of someone frozen in a deep cave since the Paleozoic era
frankly, yes
never misses
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❤️ thought exercises ❤️
Wow this makes me take this guy very seriously. He wants me to *think.* I can do it!!
Labour is what happens when the nominally "center-left" party stands for absolutely nothing and just shifts more and more to the right in a foolish attempt to woo voters to their right: a massively unpopular party that's going to get absolutely crushed... and right-wing policies.
I am absolutely covered in bracelets and I eat NOTHING but stew. What now, Carolla??
One St. Paul native dubbed Mancini’s “the supper club most likely to be chosen for cop retirement parties.” But, this winter, the timeless steakhouse became an unlikely hub of anti-ICE activism.
Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”
Me to Paul Newman’s family at the funeral: may his memory be a dressing
I’m old enough to get that IMMEDIATELY
I guess this is how we find out that space aliens are real. And papists.
www.iflscience.com/the-catholic...
Bro, ICE is still here kidnapping people, now they’ve even got transit vans advertising fake companies.
Braevyn’s mom just told me he didn’t make it. President Trump called her early this morning to say that one of Braevyn’s calf implants exploded as he & his fiancée K’Lauria were being airlifted from Al Maktoum Int’l Airport. He died instantly. K’Lauria, I’m ready to #comfort you.
Myself & the other comedians who did the Riyadh Comedy Festival are donating our fees to help get influencers under attack in Dubai back home to their influencer houses. I am sponsoring Braevyn McTaigg from Orlando, FL. 🫡🇺🇸🏝️
I don’t know how to use chatgpt etc but I imagine it’s going to a website and typing “oh no what groceries do I buy please tell me false god for I am so weak I cannot go on” as your brain atrophies and leaks out of your ears from disuse and the machine is like “buy eggs milk bread and a horse”