Oh my lord 😂😂😂😂
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Oh my lord 😂😂😂😂
I would love some
calvin: HEY DAD, I'M DOING A TRAFFIC SAFETY POSTER. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR A SLOGAN? calvin’s dad: SURE! "CYCLISTS HAVE A RIGHT TO THE ROAD TOO, YOU NOISY, POLLUTING, INCONSIDERATE MANIACS! I HOPE GAS GOES UP TO EIGHT BUCKS A GALLON!" calvin: THANKS, DAD. I'LL GO ASK MOM. calvin’s dad: WHY ? THAT'S A GREAT SLOGAN!
every day he’s vindicated
Bars
Just come down to Utah county and you can ride the better new flyer buses 😜
They should consider that they don’t have anyone because they have bad personalities, as evidenced by them complaining about not having any one.
hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this
I am not looking forward to summer with how dry winter has been
It's always wild to me that Republicans will straight up tell you they want to murder you in the street and someone will insist that they can be reasoned with
There’s some kind of metaphor here about Utah, but hell if I know. 🤷♂️
Someone graffitied some shipping containers along a road I frequently drive past, and there’s something fitting about the fact that even though both messages appeared at the same time,
“Fuck ICE” got covered over immediately, but “Wake Up Bitches” didn’t.
The worst thing about hiccups is when you finally get them under control, but you can feel that one final hiccup who yearns to come forward. And it just sits there like a knot, leaving you in discomfort
Even though you were one of the best Magic players ever, you were an even better person. The legend of the German Juggernaut will not be forgotten. RIP Kai cardboard-crack.com
Kai #MTG
be wary of people whose Opsec advice is "don't go anywhere or do anything unless you've spent dozens of hours and thousands of dollars taking preventative actions to protect yourself"
a diagram showing a ram trx unable to see a 9 year old and a 4.5 year old over its hood and also a rented black ford expedition unable to see a 1.1m greg bovino over its hood
you’re all making jokes but the reason Greg Bovino was removed from duty is a safety issue we all need to take seriously
Wrote this paragraph 17 days ago, about the killing of Renee Good.
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position
wrote about the much-deserved death knell of the world's worst architecture project for @thenation.com www.thenation.com/article/worl...
*posted at 2:45am
Man my shift not starting till the afternoon has turned me into an absolute degenerate
the wildest thing is right-wingers acting like minnesotans in videos must be outside agitators when we can all hear their accents. i don't think i could do that accent convincingly if i spent a year practicing. and neither would i wish to. have you heard that shit? craziest american accent
Trying to remind myself that I live in my own, and don’t need to listen to my music while wearing headphones.
I can actually just, not, I’m not disturbing anyone, it’s just me. There’s no one else
nothing annoys me more than people who want to feel like they have special information going "do you know this CAN work..."
shut up, use water, use water, use water. got something else you want to urge people to use bc you saw a street medic use it once? shut up. use water.
Consensus reality has been under assault by Trumpism and by tech for years now. But it's important to underline that people are still putting their lives on the line because they believe it matters. www.theverge.com/policy/85905...
By "confidently claiming that one blurry clip shows evidence of domestic terrorism, the Trump administration is asking the public to disbelieve their own eyes... Who needs AI manipulations when your preferred angle will do the job well enough?" — @miasato.bsky.social
www.theverge.com/tech/858710/...
Boooooo
