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Can't tell if my car has a bearing noise or my hearing is getting better

Stop 👏 having 👏 unrealistic 👏 body 👏 standards 👏 for 👏 camels 👏

So the days are numbered for my myspace account?

What is that black car?

Trump: "You daughter, she has to be of age. Like above 6 years old."

Fun fact for the new generation. K-cars have nothing to do with Koreans. They're actually part Japanese

You missed fast and furious 7 where Statham plays a former British special forces operative and mercenary who becomes a primary antagonist in Furious 7 after his brother, Owen, is hospitalized by Dominic Toretto's team

Adding a gas tank to my EV. (you never know)

One frustrating thing is when i see new tech that would be interesting but i have no use for. That does not stop me from wanting to buy it.

We are one step away from AI literally crawling up our assholes

Playing a final fantasy game. "Oh she is beautiful". *Character talks* "Oh he is beautiful'

How it feels impotently holding the controller in your hands while a long cutscene plays.

Setting the opposing team in my hockey game to the leafs so i will win

Hey guys welcome to my YouTube channel where we discuss roses. By any other name would they smell as sweet? Tune in now

Let's see you do better

Every once in a while you find gold on kickstarter

Delicious AA battery

This is good for the environment right:?

the fact that I've caught it listening in when AI summary isn't even turned on makes this really not worth it.

One nice thing about AI summaries is it tells me when people are talking about me in meetings i couldn't be fucked to attend.

i got new socks and the new socks feel slightly too tight. Thank you for being with me in this troubling time.

My son went to see the dentist at 2:30 today. My jokes about it being Tooth-hurty were not appreciated.

Puns? Ewe

Time to play Contra

In a shocking turn the man known for stapling his nutsack to his leg and jumping in poo is not very skilled at conversations about human rights.

We thought my Ex had a latex allergy. In researching i found that it's really common that some fruits and veggies share a reaction. Like cucumber. Thy must be somewhat related since after all latex is made from rubber which grows on trees.

Do you also contact Amazon? Are they doing anything about the issue?

with the colour of your tray in the background at first i thought you made a massive gameboy advance.

The office in 20 years: "I was trying to productivitymaxx but i ended up getting meetingmogged"