Panic Restaurant

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Power Pad-a-Palooza! Every US Power Pad Game Ranked! | Episode 131 It's time for feet! Let's play some World Class Track Meet, Dance Aerobics, Street Cop, and all the rest of the Power Pad games here, now, ranked! SIGN UP FOR FREE ON PATREON:…

It's time to add every single Power Pad game released in the US to our master list of ranked NES games by hooking up a dang Power Pad and trying them all out. You missed the socks/no socks poll, but that doesn't mean you should skip this week's batch of ranked games. youtu.be/9-ClNPpVMQk

If I make it to the year 2090 you know I'm gonna be saying 'It is the nineties and there is time for Klax' all the time

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

Any republican that tries to make this into something should be required to describe what God’s cock looks like

Opa Sega Style

FANTASY ZONE: THE MAZE
SEGA 1988
MASTER SYSTEM

This absolutely destroyed me just now

everyone on bluesky should get a tamagotchi. and to keep it alive you have to make good posts

I think this is a great argument, beautifully constructed

“At Least Working Designs Never Used GenAI In Their Translations”, the most groan-inducing thread in the history of forums, locked on page 1 with the entire userbase telling me to “eat shit” and “mods please ban this fool”

trump is taking political hits on iran is because he is now undermining his supporters' ability to win online arguments. you can just own them ruthlessly on the iran thing now for being dumdums. and this they cannot bear. they can tolerate any amount of murder and mayhem, but not being owned online

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

"omg did you see Rotta the Hutt? He's Jabba's son and he is going to fight the Mandalorian and Gr-"

You bolt awake in the hills of Burbank. It is 1976 AD. You are Marcia Lucas, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Star Wars must match George's original vision

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

What if, somehow, this was the plan all along? Make Cookie more powerful than ever at the cost of painting yourself as one of history’s great villains…? A selfless act of bustle, in theory…

the cookie's bustle bad times were bad but now that we seem to be past them it's kind of awesome what theyve wrought. more people than ever know about the game, the official soundtrack was tracked down and ripped, there's a fully playable english translation. never been a better time to bustle

being a carless american is awesome. financial harm caused by rising oil prices won't directly effect me, and secondary effects aren't something we are trained to think about. when the time comes i'll just blame the rising prices i do experience on supernatural causes. maybe goblins

“Snake, don't worry about it. There's more to being a good person than just having a stereo television. You can do it just the way you are!”

A pep talk for those with 14" portable CRTs and a mono speaker.

They should have announced this in a Nintendo Direct as the “one more thing”.

Ship of thesis is when you write fanfiction about your two favorite doctoral candidates kissing

*grinding my teeth into dust and noticeably dry heaving* I am shouting “GO NINTENDO LAWYERS AND THE RULE OF LAW”

jsketch12's Sweeper Woman, along with my a scrimblo version of my Robot Master Design Contest entry, Cleaner Woman, she thinks Sweeper Woman is totally rad

congratulations on making it to top six, @jsketch12.bsky.social !! i absolutely adore sweeper woman so i had to draw her!! i also threw in my entry interacting with her..

stream chat informed me of this new incredible wojak

If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!

Poker Night 3

Xavier Renegade Angel: “Two pair, that is two Share. My cards. Your house may be full but does your Spouse leave you satisfied? Capiche?”

Travis Touchdown “dude can you shut the fuck up and play.”