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@ptolemar.ch

Little teapot. Laparoscopic code surgeon. Unabashed user of Gentoo. Acceded to #NAFO on 2023 Apr 25. He/him/etc.

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a black and white photo of a man wearing a hat and a scarf Alt: Brief clip from the movie, The Third Man. The camera pushes in to a close-up on Orson Welles in the title role.
06.03.2026 00:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you with us or against us?

05.03.2026 22:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Department of Defense never lost a single F-15 in air-to-air combat. (Two were lost to surface-to-air missiles.)

The Department of War lost three. To an ally. Because they are presumably too busy being "lethal" to coordinate with allies.

04.03.2026 15:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Watch Conspiracy | HBO Max Watch Conspiracy on HBO Max. Plans start at $10.99/month. Kenneth Branagh and Stanley Tucci star in this story of the top-secret Nazi meeting to debate the merits of Hitler's "Final Solution."

If you're a subscriber to HBO, it's time to watch all the things you want to see before it's time to boycott.

May I please suggest Conspiracy. To everyone. It's an amazing movie adapted from the minutes of the Wansee Conference, at which the Shoah was promulgated.

28.02.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Came here to make sure someone said it.

28.02.2026 03:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Naming, cache invalidation, and off-by-one errors.

25.02.2026 04:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Toledo Blade is being pretty obtuse here. Of course the city of Toledo should prohibit ICE from entering schools, hospitals, and shelters.

24.02.2026 13:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So that's how it wint.

23.02.2026 04:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know, I don't think it's done good things to my soul, to discover recently (the past two months, or whatever it's been) that I never hated Bill Gates as much as he deserved.

22.02.2026 02:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I'm neglecting things like the energy required to produce the food, clothe and shelter the human, etc., but we're also neglecting the energy cost of manufacturing the electronics, housing the data centers, and (as you note) the entire supply chain in generating the electricity.

22.02.2026 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At the end of those 15 million kilocalories, the resulting intelligence can usually be trusted to count the Rs in "strawberry".

21.02.2026 23:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His point fails even on its own merits. A human eating 2,000 kilocalories each day consumes about 15 million kilocalories in 20 years. About 61 billion joules.

A megawatt data center consumes 61 billion joules in about 17 hours.

21.02.2026 23:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's really damning for academia that the president of Bard College hasn't stepped down yet

17.02.2026 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 285 ๐Ÿ” 37 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I liked this post, then realized I'd given it a fourth like, and reversed my mistake.

16.02.2026 17:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just humiliating to be a white Catholic in America.

But I've been saying since 2007 that there's a sickness in white Catholicism.

15.02.2026 23:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Were You There, When They CrucifiedMy Lord?"
โ€” no, of course not. It was like two millennia ago

15.02.2026 02:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
โ€” sadly, no

15.02.2026 02:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll tell you what, if it hasn't been curled by now, I'm not sure any more curling will help.

15.02.2026 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, the one was always merely the application of the other to international politics.

14.02.2026 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The invention of the thigh gap was such a terrible crime in the ongoing torture of women.

14.02.2026 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't say how proud I am of @usc.edu that they're on this list.

14.02.2026 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boundaries are good. If someone sets one with you, strongly consider respecting it. If you are inclined to tell them that you think they are only setting a boundary because of mental illness, perhaps reconsider.

13.02.2026 16:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 712 ๐Ÿ” 51 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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two women are sitting on a couch talking to each other and one of them is saying `` not a person . '' Alt: A clip from the TV show, "The Good Place". Janet points to herself and says, "Not a person.".
13.02.2026 21:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only time I volunteered during a primary.

11.02.2026 22:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm old enough to remember the existence of Elizabeth Warren, presidential candidate

11.02.2026 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 273 ๐Ÿ” 27 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

"What's the difference?"

"One of them is my name. The other is not."

11.02.2026 15:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sumer is the earliest known civilization, located in the historical region of southern Mesopotamia.

And, yet, sumer is cumin in.

10.02.2026 11:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Basically the new John Waters heuristic is to not sleep with anyone who boastfully uses ChatGPT

28.01.2026 23:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 82 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're a business owner who fires someone you have assigned to an overseas job and you don't buy them a plane ticket home you should actually go to prison

08.02.2026 13:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 4493 ๐Ÿ” 1203 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

Stapler and Waldorf: somehow in the second row of every single talk.

07.02.2026 16:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0