⚽ ianthe's inferno 🍀

ooh I've never even heard of this

how did I get woken up after like 45 minutes oh my god LET'S SLEEEEEP

no apologies necessary, I got nothing but time

what were you watching?

@robertson1970.bsky.social it's past my bedtime but i'll get you eventually

fat bitches are powerful and deserve better

ianthe put the phone down. stop trying to lure people into flirting

using fat as an insult is bigoted, yes

you are not a leftist

I do identify with being a girl though. which is good because as we've established you're a boy

well you're in luck then because I don't identify with any gender so I don't count as a woman. so you're perfectly safe and can hit on me all you like 😉

now I just need to learn how to flirt as Gaeilge

not that I'm particularly good at it in English but that has yet to stop me

nah don't worry you're still a boy

if you are a boy watch out

alright. fine. 5:30am is definitely a bedtime

Okay I looked it up. “bruh” is a bigoted slur against Catholic folks.

i am unfortunately addicted to flirting with boys

Okay, let's try that again, but this time good.

[Frat boy Obama] Let me drink beer

that's so fancy

IT'S STILL TASTY

fineeeeee I guess 4am is a bedtime
trying to make me be responsible n shit smh

see that would probably be smart. but no just regularass captain Morgan lol

Last time I did this people were like are you sure that's not just supposed to be a shot. no idc it is a Full Glass of Fuck You Up don't tell me what to do

mostly I just mix rum and pineapple juice and that's about as much as I'm capable of but it is delicious

sent (◠‿◠✿)

OOOOOOOOHH

I had a feeling that might be the case, was trying to give you my number lol. uhhhh how do I do this without just posting my number

idk what that is but im 100% on board already

ANYWAY i definitely said I should go to sleep but I DMed you

the only drink I know how to make is a Dead Nazi and it's jager and rumpleminze which is 100 proof peppermint schnapps. it's the best thing ever