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@discchoco

Weekend class warrior. Mid 30s. Proud socialist. Member of https://independentsocialistgroup.org/ in the US - though my takes (esp. my hot takes) are my own, and don't necessarily represent the org as a whole.

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I still think this was just a top tier shitpost from a woefully underpaid and bored adjunct

07.03.2026 06:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been blessed with the absence of such people but I also don't work a white collar job where there's a high propensity for mandatory LLM use

07.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like this shit is literally the use case for Bayes's Theorem

07.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even Elizier Yudkowsky could tell you what's wrong with this argument

07.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wallace Shawn's character from The Princess Bride using an LLM and it tells him Sicilans have poison immunity

07.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Careful now, the bsky mods might think you're being unironic lol

07.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We’re not doing β€œmy people yearn to be bombed” in woke 2

06.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 205 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5

You can tell that the US blew up that school because everyone’s doing everything possible to find a way to disqualify the obvious. The country that was bragging about knowing everything it hits suddenly being quiet and wanting to move past the situation while its journalists blame the AI system? Ok.

06.03.2026 05:56 πŸ‘ 597 πŸ” 137 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 11

It's honestly revealing that some of these people never outgrew the post-Gamergate, "meme magic" era of 2015-17 (which we now know was partly a psyop by Epstein associates as insane as that sounds)

06.03.2026 11:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This instinct needs to be fought against every waking moment. Get rest if you need it but these motherfuckers are mostly paper tigers who want to scare you into hiding instead of fighting back

06.03.2026 11:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The type of chronically online, woefully media-illiterate chud who had a sexual awakening playing Final Fantasy 7 but completely missed that Avalanche were literal eco-terrorists

06.03.2026 11:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Kylo Ren is sadly on theme and appropriate, maybe Beerus, but I somehow doubt Yami Yugi, Optimus Prime, and Deadpool would want to have even a third-order association with these cretins

06.03.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fwiw we *do* have real heroes but the ones with name recognition consistently end up dead, in prison, or die penniless.

Regardless they abolutely got our asses

06.03.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reading comprehension on par with Reddit mods (*very* pejorative)

06.03.2026 08:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Iran: look, it's simple. We literally just paint the silhouette of a plane on the ground. We literally just nail together some boxes in the shape of a tank. We literally just pull looney tunes shit. Their AI will make them spend $100 million to destroy $5 of arts and crafts.

the US: grok is this

06.03.2026 06:56 πŸ‘ 2023 πŸ” 444 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 18

This is the way. Good food (and/or booze) with friends and loved ones is hard to beat

06.03.2026 06:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's waking up to the horrors and then there's knowing what the hell to do about it. Without the latter you get a population of indolent cynics

05.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The short answer is the anti-torture, pro-due-process side "lost" the debate. Obama, Pelosi, etc. intentionally let these people off without even slaps on the wrist

05.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think our best shot at this outcome is a socialist revolution that makes it crystal clear we're brutally punishing the psychopaths who were primarily responsible for spreading such terror and misery around the world.

Maybe empty out and level all the mega-prisons and DHS camps for good measure

04.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Low-res image of Stoner Gangsta Daffy Duck, captioned "NEVER BELIEVED IN MAGIC / UNTIL I SAW MY DOG [dog emoji] TURN INTO A SNAKE [snake emoji]"

Low-res image of Stoner Gangsta Daffy Duck, captioned "NEVER BELIEVED IN MAGIC / UNTIL I SAW MY DOG [dog emoji] TURN INTO A SNAKE [snake emoji]"

02.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You say this as if the Democrats were *ever* going to do this under any circumstance other than at gunpoint

01.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Vincent Bevins describes the elder boomer/younger silent New Left, the students spearheading 1968 protests and strikes, as "ideological orphans" and it really shows.

You could argue they tried their best given the amnesiac, lobotomized character of their organizing but their best wasn't enough

01.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Granted this is downstream from the sins of the western "greatest"/silent gen workers who either a) were liberals bought off by the New Deal and went along with McCarthyist purges or b) got themselves purged from the labor movement after subordinating themselves to liberal-led popular frontism

01.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My position is less "boomers across class lines are to blame for [insert symptom of capitalism in crisis here]" and more "the boomer left are mostly liberals who either didn't do enough to fight capitalism or unwittingly participated in crushing socialism"

01.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait a minute they CHOSE to sit down and have McD's with Trump? I thought that photo op was something they were forced to do! Why else would they look so tired and miserable?

01.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember for a hot minute when it seemed like Poliwhirl was a contender for the Main Face of Pokemon before the anime cemented Pikachu in that position?

01.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is fair. A lot of this drives me nuts, especially the vote-scolding/shaming from liberals who steadfastly refuse to understand that from a neocolonial/global south/"third world" perspective there's little if any meaningful difference between Democratic and Republican presidencies

01.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

YOU'RE NOT DEALING WITH THE AVERAGE FASCIST ANYMORE KAKAROT

01.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The dweeb who literally called himself a "superfascist", as I learned from @theabigailthorn.bsky.social (or more precisely her "brother")

01.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

More than the people who don't even try to do stuff but say someone else ought to do stuff, I imagine

01.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0