My brother used to call me a brain doner as an insult when I was small. We should use this more
06.03.2026 16:27
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My brother used to call me a brain doner as an insult when I was small. We should use this more
Does this stun gun make my ass look fat
I’ve been awake forever but I still refuse to function
Excuse me, but who do I talk to about adding an extra day to the weekend?
I’m eating Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups for breakfast, medicinally
The boy has a smoking playlist. Ironically, it includes 'air' and 'breathe'. He said he'll only add a song if it has a specific vibe and there's an exact second of In The Air Tonight (21 seconds in) when he lights his cigarette.
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There is a man in the hallway outside of my office talking VERY loudly on his phone about how Polio is making a comeback.
Ew, no.
*motions to everything*
Look, I am going to need speakerphone to go away. Don't tell me you have no idea how ear buds or headphones work. If you use speakerphone out loud, people hate you. Same with keyboard clicky clacks. Are you a fictional cow trying to get heated blankets in the barn at the farm? Turn that shit off
Me too!
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Do you think they gave Britney a breathalyzer or just viewed her last social media post?
I don’t think it’s fair that we can’t be skinny and healthy by eating bacon every day
a white couple and she’s holding a big fish. he kind of looks like he’s taking her from behind but they both have their jeans on so… this is an odd looking couple but i admire their clueless and carefree attitude towards life
it’s finally friday let’s get freaky
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I listened to Nickelback for you; please respond.
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Good morning. Vial dropped a new album today just in time for bandcamp friday.
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For the low price of of $5 I will text you good morning each day. Add another $5 and I’ll slay your enemies
I’m not playing, I am legit hard to get.
The news is bleak so I'm going to take the day off and spend it smoking weed and watching Fringe all day. Prolly draw some trees that have big boobs. Self care
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popping a little blue pill to walk around walmart in gray sweatpants as a bit
So many people unfollow me when I say gross sex stuff like they forget this is the internet and that’s basically its entire purpose.
a gofundme but for reposts
The Heavy Hockey Showdown for SACE is coming up fast! If you want to support it there’s a couple ways to do it. Donations are a huge help (I’m currently halfway to my goal) There’s also the silent auction (I hear the soaps and balms package smells amazing) #WeR4SACE #HHS2026
