Lex is my name, eating soup is my game
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Iโm the human equivalent of a raccoon falling down your chimney: surprising, messy, but kinda funny with time and distance.
(she/her)
๐ซAI slop
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Free speech Absolut-ist (if I have to listen to you, I'm going need some vodka)
PPPPPP - Prior planning prevents piss poor performance
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AZ resident but Hoosier by birth. Multiply neurodivergent haver of chronic pain. Stay at home uncle to 3.5 year old nephew. He/Him.
I hope you enjoy your time
(he/him)
Probably high
Est. 1987. Moody Cancerian. Introverted dog dad. Book dragon. Cinephile. The black cat boyfriend. ATX.
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Entrepreneur
Artist, Writer
Virgo, ๐ดโโ ๏ธ
Solo Traveler: ๐ฌ๐ง๐ด๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐จ๐ญ๐ฆ๐น ๐ฎ๐น๐ซ๐ท
a hot mess
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โI killed the teen dream. Deal with it.โ
37 | she/they | MA ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐
#disabled
cats, chaos, and devil worship ๐
tattoo fund: $RexTrashboat
wondering through the woods
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Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo.
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Keep it right here for more biting commentary, social disconnection and cognitive decline, served with a hint of levity and oregano.
Doing all kinds of nฬถeฬถrฬถdฬถ cool tech-y stuff
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24F - South Africa
Gaming/Guitar/Art/cooking/streaming
Im a goofball ๐ฆ๐ฑ
(Im real)
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I talk about movies, video games, heavy metal, fantasy lit, mental health (OCD, Bipolar 2, ADHD, PTSD, and Depression), lgbtq, and transgender topics. Sometimes on my YouTube channel. Blue Ajah and Lightweaver
Long suffering Chicago sports fan
She/Her
im an artist and dog walker and dad
my preferred pronouns are it/itโs
i am goblin
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Bathing Beauty. Clever Conceptor. Frugal Foodie. Reformed Retailer. Have cape, will travel. (Just signal.)
Kansas City/Las Vegas
grouchy 80 year old at heart
Journalist, photography and travel enthusiast, blogger https://fotoodyseja.blogspot.com/
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NSFW
just having a little fun and didnโt want to post horny on main
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๐ถ Woof! I'm Reese , a Boston Terrier with a black belt in snuggles. My human, BRETT CULBERTโ you know, my actor papa who's on TV and all that? โ thinks he's the star, but let's be real, I'm the real leading role here.
Underground band from Mexico.
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I write erotica for free here. Hello.
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They/them. Gold star bisexual. Dynamite with a laser beam. Makes art. Occasionally slutty. MDNI
Protect trans kids ๐ช ๐ช ๐ช
If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious.
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middling jokes/existential dread
all posts โฌโฌ ig: @im_all_id
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She/her. lightly mad. So odd I can't even. Possibly right behind you.
Ridiculous feminist bluestocking crafter. BLM, ACAB, LGBTQIA+ fren. That โฟ chick. Nerd. Early 50's (I guess!), cishet single in SC. Dev Editor for manuscripts/dissertations. Mouth w/ no ๐. AuDHD and PDA friendly. barrowediting@gmail.com for ๐ queries
And thatโs when I punched Sasquatch right in the wienerโฆ
Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
I prospect for gold but I've been incredibly lazy lately. I've also started gardening with a black thumb
Y'all know what's uppies
Married+kids
Follow my adventures, or don't. It's no biggie.
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Designer, cat lady, traveler,
photo stylist.
Living happily in New Orleans.
Progressive southerner.
I love art, creating, pot, knitting, parties, shoes, cocktails, pink, American trad tattoos, old punk rock & people that donโt suck.
yum.catering
41. Just try to have fun out there. You & your neuroses. Midwest dude MO w WI roots
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A starchy construct of whimsy โจ
Colorfully upsettingโbut in a fun way
Will buy your kids musical instruments.
Obviously parody, donโt take me seriously
Queen of the nerds ๐
Iโm an ass
reefer badness:
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Just a cool motherfucker.
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Rest assured I may wander in whatever direction the rabbit hole might lead. Please don't stop me! ๐ณ๏ธ ๐ฐINFP/ISFP US/EST
Welcome to BlueSky. Don't be a dick.
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I post preposterous nonsense.
Cat owned, leftist, enby, fmr Submariner (SSN751), fmr paramedic.
If you're bored, then you're boring.
Seeking my Ka-Tet.
Nikon Z8.
See my photos @ Flickr: https://flic.kr/ps/3dhunh
No AI used ๐ท
Potatoes are my religion.๐ฅ
Lost my mind, but found another
He/him/they, donโt tell my mother
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crescent city ~ emerald city
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Bluenose Collectibles has been in the heart of Montreal's collectibles industry for 50 years and counting! We are located in the Pointe-Claire Plaza!
Buying & Selling
Coins - Stamps - Video Games - Trading Cards - Comics
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Screenwriter/co-creator/showrunner for the upcoming TLC series What the F*** is this S***? and Lifetime Network's Pet Waste Makeover. ๐บ๐ฆ
Programmer/dad in Tennessee. Somebody should do something about all the problems.
21+ Wannabe writer. Avid reader. Disabled. Proud son. Love sports. Go Cubs Go. Here We Go Steelers. ๐โณ๏ธ๐พ ๐ฎ๐๏ธ Always be kind! ๐โค๏ธ
100% Human - Zero AI
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I like a lot of things, I dislike things. From my Canadian Prairie home. Nรชhiyaw/Mรดniyรขw. Treaty 6 Territory
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#NSFW I POST MYSELF NUDEโผ๏ธ ๐ซMinors;DNI. ๐ซMAGA;DNI. 34 yr old Married Mom. Bisexual. Cowboys/Chiefs Football fan. Love WWE Wrestling. I smoke a lot of weed. #BLM #LGBTQ+Ally๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
Beard Enthusiast. Opinionated bitch. Liberal๐ ๐ฒContent Creator๐ฒ
No one you know
[This account is devoted to shit posting & semi-funny jokes. If I don't follow you back, hit me up at @creatureofhobbit.bsky.social where I'm mostly serious]
Yelling the truth about Tennessee.
Fred Segal. Unprophetic (mostly sports) takes, & other fun stuff. No politics! Author of โFreezing Cold Takes: NFLโ available now!
The smoke out there is getting thicker. Catching my breath in here with some laughs and posting old photos when I think about it.
An open and curious mind is the key to endless discovery; it sees the world not as it is, but as it should be.
South Africa
PokemonGo 540273735190
Shitpost enthusiast
Dog dad
Wings enjoyer
low five kind of guy
The Dude abides
Gardening, historic building maintenance, pet photos, infrastructure observability, JavaScript, graph theory, jokes. Fiscally anti-fascist, socially anti-fascist. Pacifist Gemini.
South Amana, Iowa
Embracing my true self while alienating everyone around me.
Avatar art by Eddie Liu, an artist based in Shanghai.
A silly ghoul
Sometimes I paint stuff
๐ชฐ Fresh from the Lilac tree
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actor/writer/comedian - Math Professor -
musician - critical thinker - no hate.
Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. ๐จ๐ฆ
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Jokes, tacos, rocknroll, baseball.
Fantasy Baseball Genius. Razzball contributor
ucla / coyg / oakland a's /๐KCMO
โYou see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed, thatโs what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant โฆ Oh, f*ck it.โ
- Monsieur Gustave
Real dad, moon parody. Trying to find humor in everyday life
I've got a daytime job, I'm doing all right
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I donโt know what Iโm doing ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
Bangers:
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Weird shit men say to me
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Mom of moody teenage girls, occasional writer of words, drinker of coffee and lover of the sky/nature. I'm loud and outspoken and I will never shut up. Pro-Democracy, Pro-Choice, Feminist, Ally.
Hairdresser & Mental Health advocate. Donโt DM me your dick. #LGBTQ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Lost in daydreams
Kโs special lady ๐๐๐ค
Just a right flippinโ goof
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Baltimore-based indie bookstore. Currently online until we get a new space for the bookstore. Generally doesn't DM people. Fan of small & independent publishers.
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#Manitoba 2-time provincial yelling champion. Nothing too serious here.
New to Blueskyโ
Twitter, est. 2014
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The judge said I have a โclassy missโ demeanor <3
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Once made eye contact with James May at Southampton Central.
Not sporty but I do come first at threesomes.
Happy to help the fuck arounds find out
I make jokes because I'm absolutely terrified.
Living in the great state of Maine.
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Here we go again!
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A bindle full of blues
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If you're looking for a battle of wits, I'm unarmed.
