Go live? It takes every fiber of my effort just to assemble these words.
06.03.2026 14:43
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Go live? It takes every fiber of my effort just to assemble these words.
So many people unfollow me when I say gross sex stuff like they forget this is the internet and that’s basically its entire purpose.
I can slur my words without touching a single drop of alcohol
What’s your superpower?
You’re awesome! :)
psssst, if a woman doesn’t want to talk to you in DMs that doesn’t mean she has a shitty personality or is a bitch so give your balls a tug and move on bro
Da fuq (just in general)
The greediest amongst us are tasked with enforcing the rules in the greed-rewarding system
wearing my prettiest dress to group therapy
My hair smells of apple blossom and the blood of my enemies haha what
*turns on the news*
*turns off the news*
There are days I wonder about me. Doesn’t last long, short attention span and all.
lady, look around, the world is on fire i can’t also deal with your condescending looks over me forgetting my reusable bags
Not wife material, more like side piece material.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day, dude?
ulterior is one of the most classic things for a motive to be
This day in history. 1921. Sunbury PA police chief Donnie Smith issued an edict requiring women and girls to wear skirts at least four inches below the knees. Told he couldn't issue edicts and questioned about his interest in girls' skirts he launched a speakeasy raid on neighbouring Snydertown.
Use as directed. Or what you think is best.
my goals have training wheels
I can no longer afford my poetic license.
I’m not surprised as an adult that I was never kidnapped as a child.
Who among us doesn't want bolder brows?
Gang, are we still doing the Naratu run toward Area 51 today? There’s a bighorn sheep watching me stretch and it’s making me uncomfortable
The desperate attempt at humor will continue until the world is no longer so heartless and grim my god it is so grim
Gimme some of that pound cake <food sext>
Me pot o’ gold is a pile o’ shite
-self deprechaun
I turned off the tv today
I painted flowers
I listened to old playlists
I danced in the kitchen
I made good food
I watched the sunset
I turned off the tv today
Well, the aliens aren't going to fix this.
Interesting 😘
I’m gonna eat all these hot wings and then I’m gonna eat all those Cheetos, and then I’m gonna touch all the things
*raises the bar*
Bar: “put me down”