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Another tip: doesn’t work with every surgery, but some have reserved appts that are bookable by 111 triage staff. So if you can’t do the 8am dance, try 111.

09.05.2025 08:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Pope Leo XIV, confirming at last that Deep Dish beats Italian every time.

#NewPope #PizzaWarsColonNewPope

08.05.2025 23:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

2 cans and a string?

Luxury!

In my day we communicated across valleys with a complicated system of whistles.

30.04.2025 23:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Kneecap: Sharon Osbourne calls for US visas to be revoked after Coachella - BBC News Kneecap performed at a music festival in California where they ended their set with pro-Palestinian messages.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This is the same Sharon Osbourne (a UK citizen) who repped Mötorhead back in the day.

The same Mötorhead who performed this: genius.com/Motorhead-ju...

23.04.2025 22:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Standard for Virgin Media, email me 5 days after I paid them saying I have a debt, probably because their internal systems are shit.

20.04.2025 00:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Voyager 1 has 60kb of memory, an 8-track tape and runs on Fortran. It has come up close and personal with every planet in our solar system and also Pluto (heh)

So why the fuck do I need to download megabytes of JavaScript just to read a webpage.

17.04.2025 22:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Did nobody in your showing throw a frozen chicken?

13.04.2025 23:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was actually more productive when I was woke up early than stayed up late. I have an easier life now, but those golden hours when you can do work without people distracting you can be amazing (as long as you can finish in the early afternoon)

02.04.2025 22:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pluto isn’t a planet though Ian

02.04.2025 22:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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“Men continue to let Women take on the work of raising a family so that they can have a big important job”

27.03.2025 23:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s loads of weird shit in that auction… I found a life size model of Concorde!

22.03.2025 19:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Exhibition Hall Mannequin hands A large collection of mannequin hands, various materials includi Bid Live on Lot 1063 in the The Flambards Sale Auction from Lay's Auctioneers.

www.the-saleroom.com/en-gb/auctio...

22.03.2025 18:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If the US wants to play that game, we can just tell Martin Baker to stop selling them ejection seats. Fighter planes you can’t eject from won’t be a popular buy 😂

18.03.2025 22:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

R.e 2 - Technically I think he was cornered by the independent solicitor charged by the court with taking possession of his devices prior to discovery. Rippling only initiated that process.

18.03.2025 22:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They cover the area I grew up in. I used your referral code.

17.03.2025 22:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Why do all these people have depression we ask as we create systems designed to make their lives as insecure as possible.

17.03.2025 12:24 👍 406 🔁 120 💬 6 📌 10

The population of Ireland is only a little over twice the size of the US Military, so I’m assuming that everyone 18-65 years will need to be conscripted.

15.03.2025 16:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Luke, Leia and Han would all be played by white actors...

Duh!

27.02.2025 23:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At Paul Downey's age it's not narcolepsy he's just tired. 🤣

26.02.2025 23:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is somehow worse than when we saw Priti with a "Home Secretary" body warmer on raids. At least then they blurred out the victims.

09.02.2025 00:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption - Wikipedia

Luckily you can just read the book. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rita_Ha...

09.02.2025 00:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Today in 1943 Yugoslav resistance fighter Lepa Radić was killed by the Nazis. Unbroken after days of torture she was given a final chance on the gallows to give up her comrades.

She said "I'm no traitor. You'll know them when they come for you, to the last man."

She was 17

08.02.2025 18:11 👍 538 🔁 102 💬 16 📌 10

I think you should have a conversation with your parents about them moving the cross to the basement.

(This and the Reddit post on Spott edOnRightMove where I first saw it are just kink shaming. People should be allowed to have as many St Andrews Crosses as they want in their own house)

06.02.2025 22:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah. I'm sleeping with protection from now on.

02.02.2025 20:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Would be a good place to put a light up dance floor...

02.02.2025 20:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mentioned the name of the procedure to my wife and she knew _all_ about this 😳

02.02.2025 20:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well we are financing a poop tube three buses wide under London that opens this year, so at least we’ll have an easy way to deal with any further shit Thames emails out.

31.01.2025 13:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Send me a link, I just want to check it’s not my mum bidding 😂

31.01.2025 05:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🧐

I use Facebook

28.01.2025 15:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

21 January 1924.
The death of Vladimir Lenin. The birth of Benny Hill.

21.01.2025 12:58 👍 198 🔁 72 💬 11 📌 13