Puddle Oops

I just took ours down end of Feb

there’s a family on our block who’s still got theirs going strong

you’re not alone

that was a bat, not a smack

they’re totally comfortable with Chaser

(I’m saying this on the chance you might not have a lot of experience with les gatos)

like they went fine you deal with it and now I can’t open this app in line at Walgreens without making some abuela faint

chat is this thing going on with the nudity filters because bsky got tired of dealing with that peat guy going hypersonic about getting his ass automatically hidden on every single post

good morning my husband is so far off socials and news he doesn’t know gas prices gonna spike this week I will report the comedy as it happens

NOT basil

unless you’re okay with it never be clean and pretty ever again

I took my dealing-with-the-time-change nap and I can handle a bike ride to get cat food without falling the hell over in the street

time is fake

clocks are fake

cat hunger is real

it’s a don’t open bsky in public until the filters quit shorting out or whatever’s going on kind of day

100% agree

Avondale is a high-voter-turnout area

so every time there’s an election The Clipboards come out

and they will not stop knocking on your front door loke girl I do not have to answer so go away

and they will actively shit on you if you tell them you already know who you’re voting for

may I see please

I love these people

I love seeing how dumb their little point is

yes Apple Health I am aware I didn’t sleep as much as usual last night

let’s talk about why that is before sounding alarms over it

HOLD UP is there gochujang are there various mustard options idc about this barbecue nonsense

you’re standing like eight feet back aren’t you

it’s very cute

I’m Linda inelegantly clomping around like a horse but having a great time

I’m now actively memory-holing anyone who posts about liking this garbage

anything, literally anything by Wes Anderson; I will always turn his work off

I’m posting this a few days late because I had to make sure I bought my copy and got myself marked safe

I am marked safe

Sol.Hz, by Seefeel 9 track album

today in niche posts: Seefeel have announced their first record in like eight hundred years

the first track is gorgeous and the pre-order for vinyl is so underpriced

go do

terrible. too young. every cat should live to twenty. I hope you’re gonna be okay.

Friends S9E6: some guy shows up at Ross and Rachel’s door, goes hi! I’m Sandy! the whole audience screams and I’m like who is this person

it was Freddie Prinze Jr and I didn’t recognize him because he wasn’t dressed like Fred from Scooby Doo

Chicago, March 6

I raise my head to the unfamiliar warm bright ball in the sky

I pull back my lips

and I hiss at it

I accidentally did this yesterday

Mariano’s by Lane Tech and then back past Lorca and Schurz on the way home simply because I forgot to check the time

easily the dumbest thing I’ve done in a while

the back view makes even less sense

wait this is a whole thing for her and she already laid a vocal over that insipid Eiffel 69 song

(I don't know anything about this person, I apologize if i'm stating obvious nonsense and she's know for making music for idiots)

this new Bebe Rexha + Faithless track is the most brain-dead thing I've heard in a while

brother and sister in law have been asleep for basically two days

Friends S9: the one where the show gets cooked

Monica is a controlling harpy, Chandler is the butt of all jokes, Phoebe is outright evil, Joey’s just stupid, and for some reason we keep asking what happens to Ross and Rachel

this has been such a strange trajectory

so about all this sudden Firefly promo