Luca Casonato 🏳️‍🌈

And your job is clearly to not give a shit about anything and instead parrot whatever the management you talked to told you, as ground truth

I've wanted this for so long - and @kettmeir.dev has finally implemented it!

View changes in the public API of packages between versions:
- what methods were added, changed (type signature), or removed

In the future we could even indicate if you are about to publish a breaking change

Basically railway companies / infrastructure managers have to publish schedule data and real time delay data at high quality freely accessible under Creative Commons

Deno v2.7 is here!

🕛 Temporal API stabilized
🪟 Windows ARM native support
⚙️ npm overrides support
📦 deno compile --self-extracting
🩹 Node compat fixes

...and more!

deno.com/blog/v2.7

but cApItAliSm

Or we sell it for slightly cheaper and become rich 🤑

I don’t remember how tho

You can run the builds on a real machine

Oooh tell me how this goes. I would love to do this to ours too

Me!

Deno Deploy has databases done right.

Instant serverless Postgres databases.
BYO, or get one from our friends at @prisma.io

Watch the full demo 👉 deno.co/show/deploy/db

I've switched your app to run in EU regions too - it was locked to US only :)

Let me know if you need anything from us!

My Italian boyfriend just broke some spaghetti in half “to fit them in the pot”

AMA

🚀 Publish applications with Deno Sandbox!

The Deno Sandbox SDK lets you create, manage, and deploy applications. A perfect companion for your agentic workflow.

Watch the demo:
deno.co/show/sandbox...

Deno Sandbox

◽ Volumes
◽ Snapshots
◽ Secrets

👉 See the announcement video for more

deno.co/announcing/s...

Cron is coming the next couple of weeks. We're currently finishing it up (and like all features we release, will be better than cron on Classic!)

HUGE day for Deno! 🎉

- The all-new, completely rebuilt Deno Deploy is now in GA
- If that weren't enough: we're ALSO launching Deno Sandbox!

Deno Sandboxes are on-demand, isolated safe zones that run on Deno Deploy. Perfect for running any untrusted code (like from an LLM, or from end users).

This has been a long time coming. Super proud of the team - we completely rewrote Deno Deploy in the last year. It's better in every single way than the original.

Not to toot our own horn, but I think it's the best place to deploy your Deno/Node.js apps (and frameworks!)

Try it at deno.com/deploy!

Introducing Deno Sandbox | Deno Instant Linux microVMs with defense-in-depth security for running untrusted code.

Introducing Deno Sandbox
⭐ Instant Linux microVMs
⭐ TypeScript and Python (!) SDKs + REST API
⭐ Secure against prompt injection attacks

deno.com/blog/introdu...

Bad rollout

Those are just to cover up the address and barcode 😀

There was no further packing material in the box lol

Today in “way too large box for tiny thing”. This time it’s a Siemens oven replacement part

Try it out here: messageformat.unicode.org/playground/

They would have gotten an extension one way or another - we prefer to spend resources on meaningful work, not procedural shenanigans

Link to PDF here: prm.rfi.it/qo_prm/QO_Pd...

Partenze Departures/Departs/Abfahrten NAPOLI CENTRALE/NAPOLI PIAZZA GARIBALDI 14 DIC 2025 - 13 GIU 2026 20.30* NA251 LAGONEGRO 23.52 Eboli 21.49 - Polla 22.26 - Atena 22.36 - Sala Consilina 22.46 - Sassano-Teggiano 22.56 - Padula 23.04 - Montesano-B. 23.12 - Casalbuono 23.22 - Casaletto 23.31 - Lagonegro Centro 23.48 - * CIRCOLA NEI GIORNI [FESTIVI] * A BERNADA FERMA SOLO PER DICESA VIAGGIATORI. A GINOSA FERMA DAL 1 LUGLIO AL 31 AGOSTO 2104

RFI (same company that has the swear comments in their JS files) also knows that between 1 July and 31 August 2104 (yes, not a mistake, at least not mine) the bus won't stop in Ginosa.

Sorry to all the people in 78 years that will be impacted!

Partenze Departures/Departs/Abfahrten NAPOLI CENTRALE/NAPOLI PIAZZA GARIBALDI 14 DIC 2025 - 13 GIU 2026 20.30* NA251 LAGONEGRO 23.52 Eboli 21.49 - Polla 22.26 - Atena 22.36 - Sala Consilina 22.46 - Sassano-Teggiano 22.56 - Padula 23.04 - Montesano-B. 23.12 - Casalbuono 23.22 - Casaletto 23.31 - Lagonegro Centro 23.48 - * CIRCOLA NEI GIORNI [FESTIVI] * A BERNADA FERMA SOLO PER DICESA VIAGGIATORI. A GINOSA FERMA DAL 1 LUGLIO AL 31 AGOSTO 2104

RFI (same company that has the swear comments in their JS files) also knows that between 1 July and 31 August 2104 (yes, not a mistake, at least not mine) the bus won't stop in Ginosa.

Sorry to all the people in 78 years that will be impacted!

function apriFermateSuccessive(trenoid) { //var popUpId = $(elem).html().trim(); /*var prova = document.getElementById("FermateSuccessivePopup"); if (prova != null) { document.getElementById("FermateSuccessivePopup").style.display = "block"; alert("Belin che cavolo"); } else { alert("E se non c'è non c'è!"); } */ //var popup = document.getElementById("FermateSuccessive_" + trenoid); //var popup = document.getElementById("Provadelleprove" ); //// var popup = $("#FermateSuccessive_" + trenoid); //if (popup == null) //{ // alert("AHIA"); //} //popup.style.dispaly = "block";

Looking at the PUBLIC JS files for the departure boards from RFI (the 100% public company that maintains the track and station infrastructure) shows it was written by someone from Genoa

"Belin che cavolo" = "WTF", but only in Liguria

Also, the body here is entirely commented out!