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Hannah Simpson ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ ื—ื ื” ืกื™ืžืคืกื•ืŸ

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Not hiding my past might help others to stop hiding their futures. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

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Latest posts by Hannah Simpson ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ ื—ื ื” ืกื™ืžืคืกื•ืŸ @hsimpson.me

โ€œPlease state the nature of the gender emergencyโ€ฆโ€

#EmergencyTransgenderHologram

07.01.2026 18:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Emergency Transgender Hologramโ€”A Starfleet Diversity Holo-Webinar
The Emergency Transgender Hologramโ€”A Starfleet Diversity Holo-Webinar YouTube video by Hannah Simpson

Ahead of @starfleetacademy.bsky.socialโ€™s premiere on @paramountplus.com this week, I recommend everyone view this special 9-minute Starfleet Diversity Holo-Webinar featuring the one-and-only #EmergencyTransgenderHologram.

#startrek #starfleetacademy #lgbtq #eth #standup #comedy
youtu.be/Ha6WQJdqoBk

07.01.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
The Emergency Transgender Hologramโ€”A Starfleet Diversity Holo-Webinar
The Emergency Transgender Hologramโ€”A Starfleet Diversity Holo-Webinar YouTube video by Hannah Simpson

Hi, thanks @thisisspiffy.bsky.social!
Sent Solzy my test strip pic yesterday, bummed. Was Flu A, not COVID (& had both vaxxes); recovering now โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน!

Since laughing is more fun than crying, take nine minutes to watch me in my original Starfleet Diversity Holo-Webinar act.
youtu.be/Ha6WQJdqoBk?...

07.01.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@g33kymick.bsky.social Hi, saw your article in my feed. Youโ€™re kind of right but missing part:
Cetacean Operations is a joke based on TNGโ€™s throwaway line and rumors (TRUE) that Soviets were experimenting with belugas & dolphins during the Cold War. The nod to 1986โ€™s humpbacks comes via ST: PRODIGY.

05.10.2025 12:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Following her recent rescue at sea and first trip to Israel, where she was treated so nicely before being sent on a gas-guzzling flight home, Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg was seen enjoying the Coney Island Mermaid Parade.

And yes, she brought challah sandwiches!
#ConeyIslandMermaidParade

21.06.2025 21:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Greta is safe and heading to Israel! This is exactly how her face should look.

#FreedomFlotilla #Greta

09.06.2025 04:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Salzburg 2026! United by the Sound of Music!

@eurovision.tv #Eurovision #Eurovision2026

17.05.2025 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bastards.

#HabemusPapam

08.05.2025 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Papal Conclave has ended expediently, because Switzerland called all of its Guard back to protect the Israeli Eurovision delegation.

#HabemusPapam #Eurovison2025
@eurovision.tv

08.05.2025 16:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If the Pope can choose his name,
I can choose my pronouns.

#HabemusPapam #Conclave2025 #NewPope #transvisibility

08.05.2025 16:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starting today, you need to present a real ID to leave the Columbia library. Coincidence?

08.05.2025 05:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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15.04.2025 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 49 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

6 of their 15 initial points are complaints about NPR/PBS reporting on trans issues.

read that again

40% of their complaints are because trans people exist.

15.04.2025 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 643 ๐Ÿ” 214 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
In general red states are very bad and blue states are safe. The two states of no for being dangerous where it's actually they're actually rated do not travel there are Florida and Texas.

In general red states are very bad and blue states are safe. The two states of no for being dangerous where it's actually they're actually rated do not travel there are Florida and Texas.

Transgender risk assessment map, i'm sorry, family and friends in Florida. I can never visit you. ๏ฟผ

25.03.2025 23:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The surge in anti-Jewish hate has had a devasting impact on my mental health in the past 17 months. It's incredibly isolating to be a Jewish transgender woman right now.

19.03.2025 16:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol people make these in photoshop every week and just confuse everyone and then nobody shows up. If you want a protest you have to physically talk to people.

19.03.2025 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œTheyโ€ are systematically attacking trans people for simply existing. This is horrifying and disgusting being a trans person myself.

I guess I donโ€™t have to plan for retirement if Iโ€™m not going to be alive.

19.03.2025 15:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This week, I made Trumpentaschen!
Trumptaschen?

#IYKYK

Happy Purim! May we outlive yet another evil and small viceroy.

#Trumpentaschen #Trumpentashen #Hamantaschen #Hamantashen
#Trumptashen #Trumptaschen #Purim2025 #Purim5785 #HappyPurim

12.03.2025 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.

12.03.2025 00:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 73289 ๐Ÿ” 13938 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1770 ๐Ÿ“Œ 440
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There is nowhere else Iโ€™d rather be today than sitting in front of my five-month-old niece as she drifts off and awakens from a peaceful naptime.

May these crib slats be the only bars our world ever seesโ€”and never ignoresโ€”your smile shining through.

#BringThemHomeNow #BibasFamily #StandWithIsrael

20.02.2025 23:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Empire State Building does not care about trans kids. This was coincidental. I first asked them to light up in 2017 for trans rights and even got @nadler.house.gov on board. They declined.

We did get One World Trade instead.

@empirestatebldg.bsky.social

09.02.2025 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fixed by reposting.

03.02.2025 03:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s assuming it was admitted as a single state and not subdivided. Presuming current provincial subdivisions were maintained, Prince Edward Island alone would get two senators for all of 180,000 people.

03.02.2025 03:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Republicans no longer have convictions,

Except the one whom they thrust back into office.

29.01.2025 05:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rejected โ€œworking titlesโ€ for Section 31:

- YeohLO: A Star Trek Story
- Star Trek of the Galaxy
- Raiders of the Final Frontier
- Star Trek XIV: The Voyage Trope
- Star Trek: Indirection

Notably not the worst Star Trek movie, assuming youโ€™ll consider it as one.๐Ÿ––๐Ÿฝ
#StarTrek #Section31 #ParamountPlus

24.01.2025 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rejected โ€œworking titlesโ€ for Section 31:

- YeohLO: A Star Trek Story
- Star Trek of the Galaxy
- Raiders of the Final Frontier
- Star Trek XIV: The Voyage Trope
- Star Trek: Indirection

Notably not the worst Star Trek movie, assuming youโ€™ll consider it as one.๐Ÿ––๐Ÿฝ
#StarTrek #Section31 #ParamountPlus

24.01.2025 12:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Some rejected working titles for Section 31:

- YeohLO: A Star Trek Story
- Star Trek of the Galaxy
- Raiders of the Final Frontier
- Star Trek XIV: The Voyage Trope
- Star Trek: Indirection

Notably not the worst Star Trek movie, assuming youโ€™ll consider it one.๐Ÿ––๐Ÿฝ #StarTrek #Section31 #ParamountPlus

23.01.2025 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Some rejected working titles for Section 31:

- YeohLO: A Star Trek Story
- Star Trek of the Galaxy
- Raiders of the Final Frontier
- Star Trek XIV: The Voyage Trope
- Star Trek: Indirection

Notably not the worst Star Trek movie, assuming youโ€™ll consider it one.๐Ÿ––๐Ÿฝ #StarTrek #Section31 #ParamountPlus

23.01.2025 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Idiots on X, Facebook, and even here, are sharing toll-free tip lines for reporting illegal aliens. I highly recommend calling in and mentioning that you've seen...

23.01.2025 15:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even the Moana sequel is better than the Trump sequel.
๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

21.01.2025 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0