Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas??
The answer to the question "what bullshit fake job can we exile her to?"
A meaningless job title that even DOGE would axe.
#kristinoem #trump
Randy Fine really is the most ridiculous person in US Congress.
What actual problems in his district is he ignoring in order to "solve" problems that have literally never existed?
UK too
#TwitterDown #XDown again.
How many times has it gone down over the last few months?
Seems like firing half your workforce wasn't a great idea after all.
MAGA excuses for Trump sharing that Obamas monkey video I've already seen -
1. It was comedy.
2. He probably didn't see the end.
3. [philosophical mode] what even IS a racial slur?
4. obamas has it coming because "incoherent conspiracies"
5. fake news - he didn't really post it.
What's your fave?
You just know FIFA are lining up to give Melania Trump the "best actress" award.
Or should it be Conservative Ultra?
BREAKING: Suella Braverman has defected from Conservative to [what now must be considered] Conservative 2.0.
#Reform #Suella
Who fires the first shot? Can't seem to work it out. Very confusing mess.
We've gone from "I'm changing the password to my fort and not telling Mark what it is" to "If you play with anyone else I'm gonna punch you".
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Trump's changed the password to his fort and not told Mark what it is.
Article 5 has been invoked once.
By the US.
NATO helped US in Afghanistan and Iraq.
Lost lives.
But no one expects Trump to acknowledge (or even know) these basic facts.
Can work out what's more terrifying - that it is literally the US President giving this nonsensical, not-at-all-based-in-reality, incoherent rambling diatribe, or that it's probably not going to lose him a single voter.
#trump #pressconference
Trump has literally united every political party in the UK - even Reform - over his stance on Greenland, and I literally can't remember the last time that happened. That's how foolish what Trump is doing right now.
This whole Greenland thing could have been a superb plotline for a political thriller if it weren't all really happening in real life.
Yay more Tariff threats for anyone who doesn't blindly simp to Donald Trump's imperialism.
I swear to God if Starmer just placates Trump this time around I'm voting for the Liberal fucking Democrats in the next GE.
Sending NATO troops into Greenland on the pretence of "we're listening to Trump and bulking up Arctic security" is actually brilliant, because we all know they're really there so make it harder for Trump to forcibly invade Greenland.
Key point being it's legal. Because it's free speech.
I certainly don't agree with insulting law enforcement but disagreeing with it doesn't mean outlawing it, or responding with violence, as Republicans are so keen to point out regarding perceived censorship on social media.
The first question I'd ask the US delegate as Greenland PM would be what exactly the US needs to do from a purely National Security perspective that they can't do already...
The first question I'd ask the US delegate as Greenland PM would be what the US needs to do from a purely National Security perspective that they can't do already...
Yes Greenland secretly belongs to the native americans.
I once believed that despite political differences, we could all get behind a government trying to pressure a platform to stop developing deepfake sexualized images of children.
Nope.
Grok is creepy.
Pass it on.
Serious question: What's to stop Trump declaring the Danish government corrupt and uses that to justify an invasion and occupation of Greenland?
Who would stop him? the EU and UK will just pander and act shocked. But there will literally be no consequences.
Funny how the "dictators" that the USA ever care about happen to reside in countries with large oil reserves. Remarkable.
The only certainty with the abduction of Maduro and America's future "help" with Venezuela going forward is that some rich people are going to get richer.
Has anyone released a Christmas Carol adaption where Donald Trump is Scrooge? The possibilities are endless, and if anyone needs to be visited by four ghosts on Christmas Eve night, it's Trump.
Bah Humbug.
Don't really understand the shock tbh. I mean, it's Trump. Hopelessly devoid of empathy. Always has been. The only surprise is that he read the room so wrong.
"you should be more like us" says country with worst gun crime rates in the developed world.
Always taken back by the sheer audacity of many Americans with the nerve to go on social media and lecture other countries on guns.
"Evidence" of UFOs and various incredible phenomenon went up around 500% after the creation of Photoshop.
It went up a further 800% after the introduction of user-accessible AI prompts.
Netflix and Warner Bros. just need to create some "online streaming service peace prize" and give it to Trump if they really want this merger to go ahead without problems next year.
