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tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
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I wish Gibbons had Temporal Fugue in real life

$200 a barrel is misleading. You're not just paying for the container, but also the valuable crude oil inside of it.

You might think spray-a-brain is the most absurd thing in the game, but we discovered it in real life and we're spraying it on every object we can to the exclusion of all other economic activities.

Settle an argument:
Godzilla would beat Mega-Godzilla in a fight, right?

Anna believed — and still believes — that “homemaking is a dignified and beautiful thing to do”; she has a “fundamentally high view of ‘women’s work,’ or care work.” But increasingly, the men around her were demanding that women stay home and, from an entirely different perspective, seeing care work, and women, as beneath them.

if only there were a social movement dedicated to the idea of women's inherent dignity and the sort of necessary but overlooked labor historically attached to them. oh well!

My father in law was showing us some three stooges clips and he prefaced it by saying “I have yet to meet a female who can handle the three stooges.”

there they’ll have to like me, even when I remove the holographic visage. Finally, being an Aristocrat is going to start paying off!

Now all that’s left is to get off of work so I can actually do it lol

I bought it just because it’s something that’s nice to have, but after I stopped playing I started thinking about how I could get back into Bey Lah and it clicked! If I install this on my face, I can have my face look pretty enough that they’ll tolerate me, and then once I investigate the theft

But it was still a high priority because I’m too much of a wimp to go into the jungle without the force-bracelet you can get there! So if I can’t find the tinker recipe then I’d need to improve my rep with them.
Finally, a Gutsmonger at the stilt had a holographic visage implant for sale.

Her a few screens south. It looks like she refuses to do the water ritual with me until I complete the Bey Lah Quest :(( so I just told her to stay there and left the place for now. I put it on the back-burner but had my eye out for people that they hated or loved to keep them from being hostile.

Update on my Qud run through:
I misjudged how much the Hindren of Bey Lah hated a God Head before I did the water (oil?) ritual with it, and when I tried to visit Bey Lah they all attacked me on sight :(
Panicking, I got the Warden with a Love Injector (she nearly killed me first though) and took

I’m back in Qud now that it’s on switch and this is my first time with Pets. I am so crazy about “You, but mechanical.” There’s something so narratively compelling about my robotic twin dying to a bullet that would have killed me while we’re lost in a fungal forest at level 1.

Police have responded to a “Snowman building competition” and put an end to these kids who think they can play god.

Legal scholars are weighing in on if the 14th amendment grants these Men of Snow Citizenship.

I don't know how anyone on this killjoy scold of a website expects to gain any sort of platform or influence if they continue to discount the benefits of crossposting on r/Amish

i'm updating my subscriber agreement. before sunset on whit embertide you must send me pressed arrangements of primrose blossoms, lavender, and now, baby's breath

I would be such a fail of a pilot.

Air traffic control would say “you are clear for landing”

And I would say “you too” 🤦

Federal employees are forbidden from having office provided water coolers and free coffee.

They have to get together in "clubs" to rent the water coolers, coffee makers, and the beans delivered to their office at their own expense.

Finally got the Super Sustainable achievement 😃
And I went to un-cork the Natural Gas Vent and it’s gonna be dormant for the next 27 cycles 😞
On the one hand that’s not too long but on the other it’s like 5 lunch breaks…

oh hey come on in i'll be right with you *returns to beating a lanky, awkward man in a comical hat with my walking stick* addlepate! ignoramus! not since nimrod himself has folly been visited upon poor mortality! with your misplacement of the amulet, cur, the widow's portion will be in escrow locked

Playing Caves of Qud on my switch last night, I got the urge to name my gun after a harrowing encounter, and was given the option to name it based the culture of the baboons I killed it with.
Not sure what I was expecting.

Wonderful news everyone! I’ve developed a new Marvelous Device that will Change the World Forever.

YOU (catching me going through your kitchen cabinets): looking for something?
ME (startled): oh! No, no, I was just... (shaking head, mumbling under my breath) the Arkenstone....
YOU: whatever
(later)
(my funeral)
PRIEST: he died without the Arkenstone

MORAL:
Bro was looking for the Arkenstone!!!!!

Why is it called dendle floss..

It’s really cool that every few months or so I’ll pay roughly $9 for 14 days of access to a virtual world where I spend most of those 14 days working in a mine and occasionally gardening

Gandalf is so so awesome I like him a lot

I’m learning to love my beautiful bubbies :D

Me: eats an allergy pill and /ignores the effect of allergies for 36 hours/
You: eats an allergy pill and /reduces the effects of allergies for 24 hours/
Me: you should really think about getting the ‘Megacine’ perk…