Laura / SheHulk 🖖🏻🇺🇦🇵🇸

I keep finding tiny ladybugs on me and I’ve hardly left the house in a week due to illness

Am I evolving? Or just going to go WHOOSH and turn into a fat pile of them all?

See people try the big arch burger with photos and it looks horrible, just like all McShite burgers do. How anyone can genuinely like them compared to other brands is insane. Nobody could pay me to ever eat it again. McDonald’s CEO threw his guts up and you know it

Random, but do any of you ladies have the 3-4 month contraceptive injection in the UK? I was told they stopped due to causing osteoporosis

Perimenopause is killing me with periods and I need the bastards to stop

Call The Midwife making me cry over Sister Monica Joan’s departure (wonderfully done) and poor Beryl and Geoffrey

We’ve all been ill for nearly a week. Can only breathe shallowly. Snot snot and more snot. Shaky, achy tired

This grotty flu / chest infection things we have, my mum thinks it’s covid. Symptoms are similar to current strain in UK be none of us have fevers, but the shallow breathing and rattling cough is terrible

Only old nerds will get it

Can’t lie down. Every time I do I start choking and coughing so hard that I throw up. Can’t even prop myself and slide down. Coughing again. So tired

If anyone in the uk has this infection my whole house has you deserve sympathy

Rattling chesty cough, dizziness, shakes, freezing, neck/joint pain, runny nose, fatigue, sickness

Managed to get some Doxycycline. They only give you 5 days worth though

The lyrics resonate. Lol

Nintendo Is Suing The U.S. Government Over Trump's Tariffs It's seeking refunds plus interest

Nintendo Is Suing The U.S. Government Over Trump's Tariffs.

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The Pokémon Company Issues Response To The White House's Pokopia Meme. (Repost)

Just had to beg over the phone to an out of hours doctor for antibiotics. Whole house has a chest infection and sickness. My surgery are one of the useless ones who use AI online booking (rapid health) and it never gives you appointments. Only place is after hours clinic and I’m too ill to get there

Thank you x

Went to bed early cus I’m ill. Elderly dad was ill at gone midnight so I was up, just woke again 4:30am coughing and I feel like saying ‘fuck it’ as I’ve had 7-8 hours already

Blimey, if you can handle in of those you should be on stage in Vegas. Lol

Sweet summer granny and I regularly have enough of those

I’m terrible

Can you guess where my mind went?

In todays ’Things That Never Happened’

ro yeht tndid yrt drah hguone

//Joke (for legal reasons)

Do they not realise they’d be everything Jesus would hate?

Obsessive god botherers are deranged

I’ve got a lot of friends who haven’t even had dispatch emails from Pokémon center as of now. Poorly organised

Pity the physical cases ones won’t actually start their postal process until tomorrow and likely won’t arrive until Friday.

The insanity of America. We need fallout shelters and underground places like yesterday because this isn’t going to end well

America is truly fucked up
Nice advertising job though eh Coke?

23rd century?

Umm…

#RedDwarf underestimating USA

WW3 seems right around the corner and Trump is going to be responsible along with Israel etc. Starmer is too thick to realise he’s being used and dragging us into it.

Tell the orange dictator to fuck off and not help at all!!!

And yes in the scheme of things you probably think this is stupid and irrelevant for one day possible delay, but I’ve been soooo looking forward to this. I’m in a chronic flare up and have the dreaded grotty bug/virus that’s going around here so needed something good.