Balsam B'Grant Heat

How about a Hutt even bigger than Jabba called Pizza the Hutt and he and Rotta the Hutt are buddy cops in Space City, Star Wars County, Mississippi, USA, Earth, Milky Way

Just checked gas prices around me. Lol oh man

When it comes to playing baseball I find that the professionals do it best

More like Kristi "no cookies" Gnome with how many cookies she won't be baking with all her free time because she's been fired by the Keebler elves fuck no no no don't send I said don

And I guess they don't make cookies on their free time, they are workers doing a job. I just keep fucking this up damn fuck me I guess

More like Kristi Gnome with how many cookies she's going to make with all her free time oh the Keeblers are elves not gnomes well whatever send

Seriously? Mullin for DHS Secretary? What's next, Stavros to replace Kash Patel?

Artificial incelligence

I just saw on Polymarket that the war is over

I could do it but I wouldn't be happy about it until I got the money

Did they pick "47 years" because Trump is the 47th president lol

Do you think this Iran war will get us another 9/11? And will it be in New York again?

Merchants in video games should start talking shit if you only go to them to sell your junk. "Here comes the packrat" and such

I stopped checking notifications a few weeks ago and I like that a lot. I wish I could hide the bell icon on the bottom so I don't see the badge on it. Sorry I'm not really here to engage just here to get the poison out of my brain and into your eyesballs

The best part of living on the equator is having a near perfect 12 hours of sun every day from 6am to 6pm

Getting a kiss on the forehead would be a lot more intimate

Cursed af I just saw two cyber trucks in a row and I think they were traveling together

Did any of your horoscopes predict war with Iran? Because mine totally flubbed it

ChatGPT's War (2026)

I'm thinking about getting a small like 1 megaton nuke for home defense. Put up a little sign that says this home protected by nuclear fission ☢️

See this wouldn't happen if you had nukes

Do you have any recommendations for budgeting software for multi entity org?

Crazy how enforcing antitrust law would have probably prevented all of this. Enforced on the oil companies, banks, Silicon Valley, etc. Antitrust should be a whole branch of government with a fortress in DC that dwarfs the White House and Capital and agents that carry guns to shoot CEOs as needed

Sure but make it non alcoholic beer and instead of running 10 miles I'll drive 10 miles and give me four days instead of 24 hours and make it $100 million you have a deal

It's too bad Trump wasn't a communist. He could have made the whole world communist by now and there would be nicer banners and statues of him all over. He'd have to not be a pedophile too or it would be weird

Trump should have waited until there were one billion Americans to do this fascism. He could have been like Leto II setting humanity on the Golden Path (millions of American expats in every country on Earth)

My dog pulled a treat out of wherever she was hiding it and is now walking around whining because she can't find another place to hide it. Now she's on the bed pushing her nose on the bed like she's burying it in invisible dirt

I'm an idiot too and Nvidia is up 42% on the 1Y chart. When that number goes negative I'll believe the bubble is bursting

Especially if it ends with Trump and all his guys leaving office as free men. Very clear signal that we'll do it again

A dog's mouth is also its hand