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There should be a second national suicide prevention hotline but just for people seeking attention and it can be staffed by chatty gossips

11.03.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That fuckin rocks thank you

10.03.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

happy birthday slop enjoyer!

10.03.2026 22:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you think they had another ship to load the four big ships on the one bigger ship?

10.03.2026 22:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
The Guardian 

Trump sons back drone company

Eric and Donald Trump Jr. are supporting Powerus, a new drone company aiming for Pentagon contracts. The firm will go public by merging with a golf course holding company.

Generated with Al, which can make mistakes

The Guardian Trump sons back drone company Eric and Donald Trump Jr. are supporting Powerus, a new drone company aiming for Pentagon contracts. The firm will go public by merging with a golf course holding company. Generated with Al, which can make mistakes

The firm will go public by merging with a golf course holding company

09.03.2026 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whites, we have to stop implying that unc is bad. Unc is good. Unc is a fleece blanket on a cold morning. Unc is the first cup of coffee after a bad night's sleep. Aspire to be unc. Rain on your wedding day is NOT unc

09.03.2026 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"unc" is short for "uncle" and implies a sort of warm familial relationship. For example, a bowl of chicken noodle soup when you have a cold is most certainly unc

09.03.2026 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Taxes are good. Raise taxes on the Epstein class

09.03.2026 13:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

POV, your book preference

09.03.2026 13:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Trump Account Election prompt on CashApp taxes

Trump Account Election prompt on CashApp taxes

Sucks seeing this pedo fuck's name next to a child related account prompt when filing taxes

09.03.2026 05:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How about a Hutt even bigger than Jabba called Pizza the Hutt and he and Rotta the Hutt are buddy cops in Space City, Star Wars County, Mississippi, USA, Earth, Milky Way

06.03.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just checked gas prices around me. Lol oh man

06.03.2026 17:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When it comes to playing baseball I find that the professionals do it best

05.03.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More like Kristi "no cookies" Gnome with how many cookies she won't be baking with all her free time because she's been fired by the Keebler elves fuck no no no don't send I said don

05.03.2026 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And I guess they don't make cookies on their free time, they are workers doing a job. I just keep fucking this up damn fuck me I guess

05.03.2026 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More like Kristi Gnome with how many cookies she's going to make with all her free time oh the Keeblers are elves not gnomes well whatever send

05.03.2026 20:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seriously? Mullin for DHS Secretary? What's next, Stavros to replace Kash Patel?

05.03.2026 19:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Artificial incelligence

05.03.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just saw on Polymarket that the war is over

04.03.2026 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I could do it but I wouldn't be happy about it until I got the money

03.03.2026 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did they pick "47 years" because Trump is the 47th president lol

03.03.2026 16:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you think this Iran war will get us another 9/11? And will it be in New York again?

03.03.2026 15:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Merchants in video games should start talking shit if you only go to them to sell your junk. "Here comes the packrat" and such

03.03.2026 03:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I stopped checking notifications a few weeks ago and I like that a lot. I wish I could hide the bell icon on the bottom so I don't see the badge on it. Sorry I'm not really here to engage just here to get the poison out of my brain and into your eyesballs

02.03.2026 23:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The best part of living on the equator is having a near perfect 12 hours of sun every day from 6am to 6pm

02.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Getting a kiss on the forehead would be a lot more intimate

02.03.2026 14:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cursed af I just saw two cyber trucks in a row and I think they were traveling together

01.03.2026 23:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did any of your horoscopes predict war with Iran? Because mine totally flubbed it

28.02.2026 15:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ChatGPT's War (2026)

28.02.2026 14:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm thinking about getting a small like 1 megaton nuke for home defense. Put up a little sign that says this home protected by nuclear fission โ˜ข๏ธ

28.02.2026 07:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0