Grayson Morley

A real pest

Pokopia screenshot: Volbeat And it's a pretty nice butt, don't you think? So shiny!

Pokopia screenshot: Volbeat By the way, I see you're in a human form right now. Kinda makes me wonder what human butts look like.

Jail

Pokémon Pokopia screenshot where the title screen has two selfies of my Ditto looking constipated while Ho-Oh flies in the sky behind them.

In my defense, I didn’t realize they would get such prominent placement

Apple fitness stats for a 40 minute run at an average pace of 10:22/mile

First run since coming down with COVID. Slow and steady. Just felt good to be moving again, outside breathing it all in.

Pokopia? More like OKpia.

Just kidding, I like it so far, don’t hurt me, I know it’s our precious baby

No, honey, I don’t want an open marriage. I want the marriage opened. You see—

Ditto coming for us all

The gamer’s Cask of Amontillado

Polymarket tweet reading: BREAKING: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of anxiety.

She’s just like me

Now onto Pokopia because you all are frothing and I have to see for myself

Rolled credits on Dragon Quest VII Reimagined! Not my favorite DQ, but still a great ride. Wish the big bad wasn’t menancingly queer-coded, but otherwise the final sequence was a great wrap-up of a sprawling anthology of stories. Obviously a progenitor for Octopath, I realize in reverse.

Boktai! Yes!

👁️👄👁️

“Ethics in game journalism”

I'm either about to finish Dragon Quest VII Reimagined or else I am going to see the fifth false ending, and I imagine it's the latter.

Angry old man pointing at you, angrily

I am sorry that I am a certified honk shooer but it cannot be helped

Cursed to both:

- Want to play Marathon
- Have nocturnal gamer friends when I am so early-to-bed-early-to-rise coded

The question is not whether I give in and buy Pokopia, it's whether I give in and buy Pokopia *now*

Law Obscur: Extrajudicial 33

A picture of Wario64 posting the active user counts of Slay the Spire 2 and Marathon

Can we not do this weird shit please

There are two types of people in this world: those who know what a garbage plate is, and those who are about to find out

You hate to see me win

Hey, Leon! Long time resident, first time evil.

Hey, Leon! Long time resident, first time evil.

I'm team "critics think of artistry, not industry," so my metric for saying negative things about a small-scale game is usually "Do I have anything interesting to say about this, or am I just saying it's not fun?" Pieces that fall short of that are just glorified Yelp ratings.

All at once is more annoying. Should just be a blog at that point (complimentary to blogs).

Expect a reply within two (2) business days. Thank you.

If anyone wants to sign something similar but about criticizing me, I've got the contract written up. Just DM.

Maybe it’s good there’s a RAM crisis actually. Maybe we don’t need videogames anymore.