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Guitarist w/ George Duke, Stanley Clarke, Al Jarreau & more. Founder, programmer, and janitor of Little Green Footballs. Scientist of love. Haole from Hawai'i. Not a clanker. Just a weirdo. The good kind. https://littlegreenfootballs.com

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Don’t let mega-constellation-building billionaires steal your night sky Satellites are wonders of modern technology that have improved all of our lives. But having more than a million of them in orbit could destroy our view of the heavens and seriously damage our planet

Elon Musk has already started plans to launch a million satellites.

Yes. A MILLION.

This is a colossally bad idea, and it's not too late to make your voice heard. I explain everything:

www.scientificamerican.com/article/ramp...

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06.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 222 πŸ” 132 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 12
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Google data center water estimates go public, residents in Roanoke and Botetourt react A proposed Google data center campus in Botetourt County could use between 2 million and 8 million gallons of drinking water per day, according to an executed agreement between the developer and the W...

one google data center in virginia

two million gallons of water per day

information only released under court order & risk of contempt

05.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 622 πŸ” 421 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 59

With Democrats like this, who needs Republicans?

06.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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Colbert: Noem’s Colleagues Celebrate Her Firing | ICE Whistleblower Testifies | RFK Jr. Attacks New England President Trump is replacing Kristi Noem after her disastrous performance at televised congressional hearings, we’re learning more about how poorly trained Noem’s ICE agents are thanks to testimony from a whistleblower, and RFK Jr. may soon regret attacking one of New England’s most beloved brands.

Colbert: Noem’s Colleagues Celebrate Her Firing | ICE Whistleblower Testifies | RFK Jr. Attacks New England #blogpost

06.03.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bruce Hornsby - Indigo Park Indigo Park

#NowPlaying at LGFHQ: Bruce Hornsby > Indigo Park > Indigo Park

06.03.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One thing about these big camp systems is that they inflict a tremendous amount of harm through sheer momentum. When a system is built to be both negligent and punitive, it tends to cause suffering by default.

05.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 736 πŸ” 258 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 7

is it friday yet?

06.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Seth Meyers: Noem Out At DHS; Bondi Subpoenaed Over Epstein Files; Gas Prices Rise Due to Iran War Seth takes a closer look at the Trump administration changing their story on why we’re at war with Iran and turmoil within Trump's cabinet.

Seth Meyers: Noem Out At DHS; Bondi Subpoenaed Over Epstein Files; Gas Prices Rise Due to Iran War #blogpost

06.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Still re-watching β€œThe Strain” and still hooked throughout season one. Amazing series.

06.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

that’s what i’m talkin’ about

06.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know what anyone expected would happen if they put Kristi Noem and her well-documented history of narcissistic corruption in charge of the Department of Homeland Security.

It’s not like nobody saw this coming. The idiocy was always in plain view.

06.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

hey now

06.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

at the very least

06.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So Kristi Noem just moves on to a new job, with zero accountability for the numerous well-documented crimes she committed, and that’s the end of it?

This is why we can’t have nice things.

06.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

the new head of the DHS is another fucking idiotic Trump sycophant and that seems bad to me

06.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh come on now Markwayne

06.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s getting rare

06.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i have to admit i feel a real sense of dread whenever I switch the teevee on these days

06.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Bruce Hornsby - Indigo Park Ecstatic (feat. Bonnie Raitt)

#NowPlaying at LGFHQ: Bruce Hornsby > Indigo Park > Ecstatic (feat. Bonnie Raitt)

06.03.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Madman out of control, surrounded by a bunch of grinning buffoons.

05.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

And it ain’t gonna change nothin’.

05.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody’s gonna weep for Kristi Noem but let’s face it, she was doing *exactly* what she was told to do. Firing her is a clumsy, obvious PR move that US media will undoubtedly help promote.

05.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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The Bob Cesca Podcast: Screaming Panic And now, today's program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show: Screaming Panic --Β Kristi Noem fired! Markwayne Mullin nominated to replace her. Pete Hegseth is a monster. Thousands of Americans are stranded in the Middle East. Panic in the White House over gas prices. The nukes pretext is back. Republicans block legislation to restrict Donald's war powers. Military commanders are fighting for Armageddon. Thousands attend funeral for children killed in U.S. airstrike. Thom Tillis hammers Kristi Noem about killing ...

The Bob Cesca Podcast: Screaming Panic #blogpost

05.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trader Joe’s Expands Recall of Frozen Asian Foods Over Glass Risk No injuries had been confirmed, but consumers reported finding glass in their products. The announcement was part of a larger recall of nearly 37 million pounds of food products.

Trader Joe’s Expands Recall of Frozen Asian Foods

No injuries had been confirmed, but consumers reported finding glass in their products. The announcement was part of a larger recall of nearly 37 million pounds of food products.

05.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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This is the man who is now in charge of US Homeland Security.

05.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 7664 πŸ” 2644 πŸ’¬ 687 πŸ“Œ 220

I am disappoint.

05.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

This reminds me of a quote often attributed to Abraham Lincoln that states, β€œFuck this zombie-eyed puffy-lipped puppy-murdering creep.”

I have this on good authority.

05.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

And of course, Orwell never wrote or said these words, which is absolutely bog standard for a right wing numbskull. Fake quotes for a fake ideology.

05.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 170 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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noem's dog looking down from heaven

05.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 4281 πŸ” 410 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 17

I just heard a clown on MSNOW describe Markwayne Mullin as β€œalways eager to present the president in the best light.” LOL

Yeah, that’s one way to describe a slobbering brainless sycophant.

05.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0