Nate's Myth

ha ha, ww3 is so funny, and the blame matters so much right now

is this good

RIP MCA :_)

I want to see other CEOs eat their products. Google CEO eats a computer. Airbnb CEO eats a pillow

a bald man wearing glasses is sitting in front of a wall . Alt: Danny De Vito shaking his head side to side and saying Nope

dis guy

or gropemobile

not sharing my pace secrets by gait keeping

i wonder if any Midwestern mega church pastors drive an opemobile

It's always "have you considered medicating your ADHD" and never "thank you for the mentally-stimulating sentence structure"

*hunger games cannon*

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she's not at that stage of being excited for walk yet, but she loves to go outside and just do nothing. just wants to be let out and sit in the grass and watch the birds and whatnot. The point is a good one though.

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she has; neither of us is a newcomer to training, but as she may be part malinois she is always testing boundaries. she's doing better on walks and @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social is very good at getting her to focus on her and not smells and rocks and sticks. happy to hear any suggestions!

she's been challenging tbqh, she has a lot of energy and needs to play rough a few times a day before settling down into angel mode

mostly hellion with some tasmanian devil

de lic ious

been waiting so long for this gotcha

i hardly noem!

ahhh love to be able to create money for someone who is definitely not me, and then just never collect it, how terrible for me

Being the parent of a goalie in almost any sport. When the team is bad, goalies become a scapegoat and the more awful parents sometimes verbally abuse them too.

put my symptoms into WebMD and it said I have a really old joke format

i heard it's about a guy who sees a president getting shot but he's too far away to help

i know, it's such a good song right

that's the kind of geography our public schools teach

they oughta give out a prize for that

Kidwelly the black and brown puppy sleeping on a dog bed in my home office, like a perfect angel

Kidwelly in Velociraptor mode, baring her teef and flailing her paws, lying on her back

i can be yuor angle... or your devil

StubHub ad for Iran v Egypt world cup match

wow there sure are a lot of tickets available on the secondary market for this world cup game, did something happen?

if she never had 34 wires between her Gateway 2000 and a set of Altec Lansing speakers that crackled when a call was coming in, she's too young for you bro

I was thinking about cheese this morning