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And now it's like 3am and I can't put my brain into sleep mode. Rude! :'D

the picture from above but zoomed and cropped to his face. Everything but his nose is faded, and I've added extra details to the nose to reveal that I shaped it like a pair of briefs.

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Pantsless is a symptom of every month, and there is no cure. 😌

I'm experience obvious symptoms of it being March (sleepy, grumpy, headache, brain fog, etc.), and my dumb body keeps saying "this is obviously caffeine withdrawal. Go buy a soda to fix this" but I know it's not caffeine related because I don't drink enough caffeine to get like this anymore. :'D

FOR NSFW TELEGRAM CHANNEL HOLDERS PLEASE PRIVATE THEM!

THERES BEEN WAVES OF WHAT SEEMS LIKE MASS REPORTING ON SAID CHANNELS BY WHAT SOME PEOPLE HAVE SAID BOTS!

A chubby cartoon opossum in dark red briefs. He's smiling and blushing.

*turns your @mushketeery.bsky.social into a possum* >:)

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He's a hyena, and hyenas are NOT dogs, and since he's not a dog he's probably a possum, so actually this is a perfectly normal picture of him. 😤

Double pantsless because your nose is also shaped like an underwear! :D

Oh no! :D

Thanks :D

A chubby cartoon opossum in dark red briefs. He's smiling and blushing.

*turns your @mushketeery.bsky.social into a possum* >:)

#GorpArt #FurryArt

You know, if we call guys named William "Bill", then guys named Wallace should be "Balls", right? 🤔

Anyway, clock change caught me off guard more than it usually does because I could have sworn it happened every day for the past week???

keeping a real physical calendar and marking off each day helped me keep track for a little while, but, now that it's become a habit that I don't need to think about anymore, time has become random and meaningless again

my brain is bad at dates, and it telling me that it was already march 8th for a whole week, and now that it IS the 8th my brain has decided that it's the 9th. rUDE

Also allergy season has begun and "it's too rainy and hot to exist" season is starting soon, so maybe I'll buy a walking pad so I can keep active without dying from heat and bugs and moisture and sunburns this summer. :D

It's not been years. He also made an appearance in September. :D

Embarrassed Wheeler in boxers.

quick wheeler doodle

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I mean, I'd probably run into several of them too on my way through the neighborhood, but I meant the flying kind that'll get themselves trapped under my clothes and sting a single spot repeatedly until I have a massive painful lump. :'D

It's probably for the best anyway because today is very sunny AND I've seen a bunch of wasps, and wasps attack me when I'm using sunblock, and I already have an extreme wasp phobia on days when there's no actual threat. :'D

rUDE!
Normally I'd take a 7ish mile walk on Saturday because that's when there's no roadwork, but I've been hearing a lot of Large Vehicle Backup Beeps™ today so it sounds like they're working on their day off. >:C

Good. I'm sure he deserves it. :D

Little guy's just begging to be sat on again. 😤

And I know it's not just that I'm more used to the nearly imperceptible LED strobe effect, because there's still some lighting in my life that absolutely sucks and I hate it. 🥳

And back on the topic of paying full price for a shade, I guess LED lighting has gotten better since I bought the last one because I was able to pass through Lowe's's lighting aisle without getting an immediate migraine. Good.

We knew when we acquired the previous washer that the spin cycle was Kinda Shit™, and it was just supposed to be temporary, but in Every Appliance Always Breaks At Once™ fashion, we were suddenly distracted by every appliance breaking at once, so we got too distracted to get a good washer. :P

Rex's squished sprite from Super Mario World.

Him when you're done. :D

Yeah! The -̀ ̗ New ́ ̖- 3DS XL was my favorite console, and I'll never forgive myself for not replacing my broken one before refurbished ones tripled in price. :'D

Yeah. I miss having a 3DS. :')

But also I tend to default to kinda heavy-duty settings when I first use a new washer, and I ease up once I know what the machine's capable of, so it might end up only being 100 years slower than the old machine when I know what I'm doing. :P