Maddie Cohen

This is so fucking stupid, perfect 10/10 skeet, no notes

Good boy 😏😈

Without me?!

You ain’t seen nothing yet 😘

Sounds like a personal problem, then
Best of luck with that! 😘

Is me saying it not proof enough? You don’t trust me?

Wait do we want to see an OF??

Now that I know it’s possible I might be doing it more 🙃

The whole peeing with an erection has never been my forte

It was a first for both of us and he said it felt absolutely ecstatic being filled up and feeling all warm inside 🥵

Who wants to be girls? I can help

Okay I have a cat now

Like damn at least look up from the keyboard and pretend, Brenda!!!

These cashiers are being a little TOO quick to type YES to “does this customer appear to be over 30?” when I’m buying alcohol 😭😭😭

More like Kristi No-more, amiright?! 🤣

Bruh

Going line dancing with a cutie tonight

Having a d*ct*rate and being gay is so unserious

Like yes I wanna discuss imposing tau invariance and about how I got ****** off on the ***** ***** in the same sentence

It literally blows my mind

James Talarico is set to win the Democratic primary in the Texas Senate race, CNN projects.

It’s a heavy burden to bear, but we must persevere

I have it too, it’s a chronic condition 😪

Thank you!!

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It took forever, but finally got that picture on the wall

Mirror selfie, in the background a picture is hung on the wall that was previously on the floor

yes, it’s hung

In the Pokémon font meme THE FIRST NIGHT AT BED WHEN YOU LEFT, RON MADE OUT WIITH 2 GIRLS AND PUT HIS HEAD INBETWEEN A COCKTAIL WAITRESSES BREASTS.

lying is haram, baba :/

Your employer is legally obligated to allow you up to 2 hours of PTO if you do not have a 2 hour consecutive window before or after work to vote, so if you work 8am - 6pm you are allowed to use 2 hours of PTO to go vote today.

Texans, polls open in just over 10 minutes.

7am - 7pm.

I suggest going early as lines will be long at the end of the day BUT as long as you are IN LINE at 7pm you will be allowed to vote.