eliza

fuck it. discord dot gg slash jCcW7pyfzE if you wanna join a dead server i'm in and say hi

i'm alive and well, i just hate bsky now bc they're enforcing age checks in my region despite not being required by law. and i am not doing that shit.

i can't even open my dms unless i verify my age

and with that i'm now exclusively active on messaging apps. catch me on signal or discord or smth

fuck this place, bsky owners aren't woke enough

today i was reminded why i don't check bsky

hey watch me spray this guy with stomach acid rq

oh my god i'm sending this image to my friends with no context

ah okay, i'm using a third party client which has storage management options but i'm not sure what's stock and what was added to this other app

can't you just clear the cache?

can't sleep. posting about the michael jackson chicken coverup .

if you're lucky you'll get to see your catfish again

observer gf
- observing
- detects ordinarily overlooked details
- sees the big picture
- learning to sit back and observe
- "i'll take a look at that"
- "yes, i'm keeping an eye on it"
- scanning everything
- "i see"
- takes pleasure in looking
- always watching
- always watching
- always wa

i haven't watched stranger things in years. is this true?

downloaded a new app

life is hard

but now i don't have pockets damnit

yeah sorry bout that

the answer to this question is drenched in freedom

do i really have to wear pants today

insane woman era is here

i think we made it gang

i'm never gonna kill myself or intentionally put myself in harm's way but sometimes i might wish i was dead

Reminder if you are not good Christian do not say deez nuts

god gave you two hands so that you can pet two cats at the same time

not another fucking asshole inspection

landlords are old news, i'm an airlord

we don't have trader joes so my like was just agreeing with you about the other thing

Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.

sometimes a pervert will follow me on here and it's like. why? i don't do anything hot on here. is it because i'm trans? i don't share my body with even my closest most trustworthy friends; i'm not gonna share it with a strange man on the internet

test results show that there's already a very high concentration in your system

if i was a doctor i would prescribe you whatever you want if you pass the vibe check