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i have hired this plushie to stare at you

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The Paralympics are on today! Yet to come: Americans competing in sled hockey and wheelchair curling.

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i did! and... I don't think the evolution of art from 7 part 2 to pagan could have gone any differently given the tools and technology they had at the time. I appreciate it for what it was trying to be.

these intro graphics in 5,6,7,8 are all just so gorgeous and capture the craft of digital art as it evolved at the time just so well. i know I'm biased (it's Ultima!) but there's a real commitment to a full experience in these games, as a whole series and individually.

Said I'd capture at least the intro to U5 with some scanline, at least. Some of the prettiest EGA pixel art ever made imo, by Denis Loubet (thread)

bang the drum!

other people playing nioh 3: these notorious enemies are really fun duels and tests of skill

me playing nioh 3: did you know human beings are extremely flammable

SAVE THE DATE: Thursday, March 12th will be STELLATHON: A FUNDRAISER FOR YOUR COOL ONLINE FRIEND.

Games streamers! Artists! Storytellers! Giveaways, baby! Participants will be revealed throughout the next week.

Let’s get @antlervel.vet her money back!

Poster by @yotsuben.bsky.social.

my feelings exactly

this is honestly a bit like an extreme velocity version of sites like conversatron. which, tbqh, rules actually

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(Four-player modem DOOM at VCF SoCal)
ME: So how did you get the show to run you four landlines?
EXHIBITOR: Oh, I’m running my own PBX and modem bank.
ME: you WHAT

lmao ultimate underworld

he was not. i have once again confused him for a corey.

he was all over the movies most of my cohort saw as kids, him and the coreys. some of his characters (mouth in goonies for example) portray a specific kind of poor upbringing that can really strike home.

this was my reminder that i need to reread the historical plays,

but I'll say my usual answer here is the tempest. I've been thinking about king lear and othello a lot, lately, though.

*rises from a casket at mach 3*
i learned stick on a super beetle, those little guys kick ass

I didn't want to make this post but unfortunately my hand has been forced. Sentona Games told me this week, after ignoring me for two months, that they will not be paying me the $24,000 deferred…... I didn't want to make this post but unfortunately my hand has been forced. Sentona Games told me this week, after ignoring me for two months, that they will not be paying me the $24,000 deferred paym...

If you're in the game industry and use LinkedIn, please do me a favor and share my post about Sentona Games screwing me out of money I'm owed. Thank you

There’s another horrific video circulating on the timeline and this is my regular gentle and loving reminder to *turn off autoplay* on your videos so you can give consent to see these things.

If you’re wondering what you can do, as many have asked: I know many are looking for a place to aim mean posts at them or whatever. It’s pointless. The real and much less id-focused answer is I need to find more work. So if you hear of any narrative design/game writing openings somehow, let me know.

pulling this from a thread to kind of point at this logic from a perspective of design- you ****need**** a broad experiential base to have a comprehensive, round sense of design for what works, what doesn't, and to analyze why. for systems and gameplay especially this is really important. you gotta!

You Are Elon Musk by Kris Lorischild A Billionaire Simulator

You asked for it! The long-awaited sequel to You Are Jeff Bezos is finally here:

YOU ARE ELON MUSK

200+ passages. 7 endings. Secrets. In-jokes. Giant robots. All with the purpose of doing one thing: SPENDING ALL OF ELON MUSK'S FUCKING MONEY

direkris.itch.io/elon

I'm so excited to play this! and i specifically plan to buy it so I'm just here to juice visibility ;)

This game is about to release into Early Access TODAY and I have a spare giveaway key. I'll post it into the replies for anyone to grab once this post reaches 500 reposts

pokopia font rendition of the start of the open palm slam/chronicles of riddick/immature jerks/then i lift meme. every morning i wake up and open palm slam a vhs into the slot.

i also made this but I don't think it's as funny