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Uncle Dane

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Engineer Team Fortress 2. MAXIMUM DAMAGE. Creator of uncletopia.com

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There is an oversight with the map Rumford: it sounds too much like Bumfart. This is a known issue listed on the wiki and will hopefully be patched by the developers.

16.08.2025 04:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 151 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you guys know that Scout double jumps because he likes it

06.07.2025 04:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 222 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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been big into orange movies lately

04.07.2025 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 129 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I'm Just One Uncle... Among Thousands
I'm Just One Uncle... Among Thousands YouTube video by Uncle Dane

Laughed my you-know-what off recording this video the other night. (fyi it was my ass. my ass was what I laughed off..) www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxO2...

01.07.2025 00:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 97 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Official MvM update coming in October??

www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=...

23.06.2025 21:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 194 ๐Ÿ” 24 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.05.2025 17:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 94 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Valve should try and make a card game again. They foolishly tried to release Artifact during the icky Hearthstone era. But now we live in the age of Balatro. Pokemon Pocket. Marvel Snap. People like digital card games now. It's time to dust off the Artifact I think, I'm ready to give another shot.

03.05.2025 02:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 159 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I kinda hope shadow dropping becomes the new game release meta. Eliminate overblown expectations by allowing zero time for people to form them in the first place. Like, despite the performance issues Oblivion Remastered has, it hurts significantly less since I didn't have to wait months to play.

30.04.2025 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 145 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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27.04.2025 20:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 86 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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23.04.2025 00:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 150 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what does this mean

22.04.2025 08:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

did something happen?

21.04.2025 15:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're a lesser imp to me, pal. nothin but a level 1 skeleton archer. I just looted you and got some bone dust and 3 gold. defeated 19 other mobs just like you for this quest, bud. keep talkin

21.04.2025 15:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 170 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Stop Chasing Spies
Stop Chasing Spies YouTube video by Uncle Dane

A lot of comments on my recent vid saying it's a sign that I've been recording the "I Main Spy Now" video. Sorry to disappoint, but I've been doing them in order of my least-played to most. So Spy is not next. I'll just go ahead and let ya know: it's gonna be Scout.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5STK...

20.04.2025 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 145 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the middle of the street

04.04.2025 19:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can play CTF maps on 1kU right now, yes!

04.04.2025 04:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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bad news: the uncles have taken the fort

04.04.2025 03:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 248 ๐Ÿ” 27 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I got sick and tired of people ruthlessly killing my clones over and over again in One Thousand Uncles, so I gave them all 100% guaranteed crits. Have fun getting one-shot by the Pomson from across the map! Happy April 1st >:)

01.04.2025 07:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 150 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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me when I'm 2 health

30.03.2025 16:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 201 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Valve ever does get rid of Casual Mode and replaces it with Quickplay, I would be completely okay with that. I am not a diehard defender of the current matchmaking system. I just want to be able to play TF2. I will always be satisfied with whatever system that allows me to do that.

30.03.2025 16:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 136 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
This game sometimes...
This game sometimes... YouTube video by Uncle Dane

Did you even say thank you once for the dispenser??
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDQD...

18.03.2025 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 133 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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sometimes it just be like that

18.03.2025 17:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 173 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I fear I may be starting to love using the jet pack on Pyro. It's given me some of the most embarrassing deaths I've ever had, but at the same time I've never gotten more kills as Pyro while using it. Pairing with Backburner and Axtinguisher for best results.

28.02.2025 02:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 170 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am. I have some funny clips of sneaking around as a crouching friendly Uncle, scaring people when they round the corner.

15.02.2025 01:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm glad One Thousand Uncles is a thing, but the downside is that now every time I open TF2 I just end up joining a server and spectating players for hours like it's my own little ant farm and I never get around to playing normal TF2.

15.02.2025 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 305 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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laughing at these photos of chimps making out. So funny

09.02.2025 00:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 107 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yay I got Togetic

31.01.2025 06:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 59 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The company responsible for getting people to discover the music they own ironically spends most of their energy trying to prevent people from discovering said music. Their goal is to become the only source - optimizing revenue, yet killing discoverability. It's a special brand of illogical greed.

29.01.2025 23:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If we're in the Matrix so machines can use us for batteries, it must be pretty annoying for them when a battery dies because it did something stupid like choke on a peanut or kick a beehive

29.01.2025 22:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 264 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Skyrim and Elder Scrolls 6 are gonna be like 18 years apart by the time it comes out and like honestly at that point just don't even bother making it

27.01.2025 08:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 117 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0