there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
Lipidmaxxing so I can healthmog my doctor
Photo shows a young girl with her cat
This is Maria, a 6-year-old detained by ICE last year.
She began to unravel soon after arriving at a detention center in Texas, wetting the bed after years without accidents, crying through the night and begging to breastfeed again.
Most of all, she wanted to be reunited with her cat, Milo. 1/
This kid fucking burned Alexamenos so hard, it's two thousand years later and people are still laughing about it.
Big raisins or tiny Superman?
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
Corey Booker announcing his legislation to make ICE wear body cameras a week after the entire Republican Party excused an ICE officer murdering somebody by showing the video the officer took with his own cell phone of him murdering them is a testament to how stupid Democrats think all of us are.
Dilbert mpreg update (thanks to @synnviks.bsky.social) - this is both Dilbert mpreg and Dilbert forcefem.
4 panel comic 1st panel - a woman watching a Godzilla movie and saying "man, Godzilla is so fucking cool" 2nd panel - an image of Godzilla shooting his Atomic Breath with superimposed dialogue from the woman saying "Huge thighs, always screaming, destroying the works of man." 3rd panel - Godzilla in closeup faces the reader and says "Hey! The traits you love in me you must also love in yourself!" 4th panel - the woman's eyes are wide and now she is facing the reader though she is tiny compared to Godzilla in panel 3. She is bathed in a bright spotlight against the darkness. She says He's right!"
Credit to @vreni.bsky.social
Already polishing my yellow ribbon bumper magnet
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
If I were the Kwisatz Haderach it wouldn't have gone down like that.
How do you think they convinced babies to eat before airplanes were invented?
My dad always used to call me Meathead when I was a little kid. It used to bother me but I guess you could do a lot worse than being compared to Rob Reiner
I'M CRUNK OFF AMRITA THINKING I MIGHT LIVE FOREVER
As soon as I got out he turned it back on
Appreciate my Lyft driver pausing the Tiktok video he was watching while I'm in the car
Happy Patch Tuesday to all who observe!
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
Vg co
RIP Mr. Redford.
Block and mute with impunity. You don't owe anyone space on your timeline.
Ok so it can't spell, but it does have comedic timing
The annoying spam texts destroying the Democratic brand:
$678M raised through those spam tactics
$282M to one consulting firm: Mothership Strategies.
$11M to actual campaigns (1.6%)
The party isn’t just treating donors like marks—it’s being fleeced itself yet continues to back Mothership.
If you want a weird but true fact to talk about:
Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.
They're going to have to start making new people older than me at this rate.
